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jaguars4ever

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  1. Are you at least administering your WoW vicariously these days, or are you still injecting it straight to the cerebellum?
  2. Ghost in the Shell: Solid State Society premieres tomorrow on Sci-Fi.
  3. It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-sixteen back home. "Hey, could I talk to you privately for a second?"
  4. After being betrayed by seemingly innocuous friends of the vampiric circle, I was encased in my own coffin and dumped in the middle of the ocean causing me to fall into a deep state of torpor. But thanks to the aid of the ever intrepid Polly, we managed to lure a Japanese tourist shop to our rescue, of whom naturally we left for dead with with booty to boot (hence my recent "acquisition" of a PS3). So, Jags, is the ranking: Freelancer, Space Rangers and then Darkstar One? I would say that ranking is just about right among the Arcadian Space Sims (as in you're flying along and you can "break" as if you had tires gripping the road as hard as Paris Hilton is holding out for the opportunity for house arrest; also, space navigation is actually feasible through the cunning use of way-points; further, ships move nice and easily and as frequently has Hades sadly attempts to flirt with Darque; lastly, trading is simply yet additively implemented and basically consists of buying low and selling high). However, out of the games from recent times, the rankings would probably be X3, X2, and Eve-Online out of the Newtonian Space Sims (as in you're flying really fast and cut power to the engines but continue to spiral along like an unwanted Jorian on a spamming spree; also, space navigation consists of aimlessly wandering through space with the glimmer of hope of encountering something to shoot at, however, upon the realization that there really will never ever be anything to shoot at, you start shooting at random pieces of rock (AKA "mining") and pretend that something special will rather fortuitously pop out; further, ships move about as fast as a knocked-up Rosie O'Donnell and react much slower when subjected to hostile fire; and lastly, even an economics degree from Harvard School of Business WILL NOT guarantee you fiscal success, as you watch your credits slowly dwindle before your very eyes into the depths of space where only Chuck Norris can hear you scream).
  5. Propel Fitness Water.
  6. Aww, but I think I know what will cheer you up!
  7. Just finished Darkstar One. It's the closest thing to Freelancer that I've played since Freelancer, but also is much much a poor-man's rendition of Freelancer.
  8. Pictorial tales of my exploits from Darkstar One: Cruising across those busy space lanes. -- I'm actually that little orange shell right in the middle of the screen, sticking close that fat ship that's about to blow up. I was pretty much able to single handedly take out the Thul cruiser with my little fighter ship with the aid of that orange plasma shield around my ship. After torping the living daylights out of its shields, I just got up close and starting ramming the damn thing into oblivion. Fortunately, I somehow managed to get close enough to the cap ship to avoid its minimum turret radius from taking effect.
  9. Walter G22 bullpup: $429.99 Flame resistant balaclava: $39.99 Smith & Wesson combat knife: $69.99 Eddo staking his reputation on hordes of Shakespearean vampire zombies: Priceless There some things money can't buy. For everything else there's JaguarCard now with only 86.5% APR!
  10. Only way to do it And some people call us evil. They're the ones who's evil - tolerating disease ridden, plague carrying hobos!
  11. Impressive Mastermind. "Excellent."
  12. They could probably kick France's ass though. France has the toughest army in the world....but of course none of them are French, that's why they have the French foreign legion. *sends Hilde a birthday telegram* "Bon Anniversaire"
  13. Aaaand....fixed.
  14. ...and get on teh spaceship, brother! It's time to redeem b-ball for teh team!
  15. Probably the only mounted combat I've ever seen.
  16. The real suckers are those who play Bloodlines too little.
  17. Why, put it to good use of course!
  18. It doesn't measure up from what I heard. That's cold Which normally causes shrinkage.
  19. Was I the only one who got like 20 hours into the game before realizing that Larsa was actually a guy?
  20. I wonder how well it runs on the 360.
  21. Wow - that's really been a super rig for you, Hades. It's served you how long now - something like 2 years? Unless that was the other sempron...
  22. What system are you running now, Hades?
  23. The real question is, do you think kumquatq is more likely or less likely to emerge victorious if going up against a chimp with a spear?
  24. Does she go all yogic on you?
  25. Drunk drivers who are the "incident".
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