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Those six (or five and three quarters as the case may be), are all that you'll ever need right there. :cool:

I thought "Nts" was also acceptable in Standard Diplomacy. As is "Eas", "Ems" and "Eme" for the Eastern Mediterranean; As is "Eng" and "Ech" for the English Channel; As is "Lyo" and "GoL" for the Gulf of Lyon; As is "Bot" and "Gob" for the Gulf of Bothnia; As is "Lvp" and "Lpl" for Liverpool; As is "Lvn", "Lvo" and "Lva" for Livonia; As is "Mao", "Mid" and "Mat" for the Mid-Atlantic Ocean; As is "Nao" and "nat" for the North Atlantic Ocean; As is "Nor" and "Nwy" for Norway; As is "Nwg" and "Nrg" for the Norwegian Sea; As is "Tyr", "Tyl" and "Trl" for Tyrolia; As is "Tys", "Tyn" and "Tyh" for the Tyrrhenian Sea; As is "Wes", "Wms" and "Wme" for the Western Mediterranean; etcetera, etcetera... :D

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Depends if it's with or without bukkake.

Help yourself out :

Especially if you have the fortune (or misfortune as the case may be), of owning a REAL "Ironhide": ^_^

Incidently, in England they say "maths" instead of "math". How quaint. :D

"I can be a beast if you want me to, Meta you hunk."

Ironhide blashemy?! Energeron blashemy?! How dare you pollute this topic with that filth! Now for the exorcism: IRONHIDE "High tech security is no replacement for guts!" Allegiance: Autobot Function: Security Profile: "Go chew on a microchip," is Ironhide's calling card. Never the sort who likes to be told what to do, he prefers action to words. He refers to what he considers excessive talking as "leaking lubricant." He's the oldest Autobot, probably the toughest, most battle tested and certainly the orneriest. Due to his defensive capabilities, he is usually in charge of safekeeping anything or anyone of importance, and sort of acts as Commander Optimus Prime's personal bodyguard. His gruff exterior hides his kind inner soul; his concern for the protection of life, whether mechanical or biochemical, extends to the lowliest gasketoid or smallest sparrow. Abilities: Ironhide's skin is made of a trithyllium- steel alloy impregnated with irradiated carbon fibers, giving him immunity to most forms of artillery & electromagnetic attacks. He's the most nearly invulnerable of the Autobots. His main weapon is what he playfully calls his "water gun." It can shoot a stream of any number of liquids up to 2000 ft. His choices include super-cooled liquid nitrogen, superheated liquid lead, & petro- chemical fluid that ignites upon contact. He also has sonar radar, and a radiowave detector. Weaknesses: Ironhide is the slowest Autobot. Due to his advanced years, he breaks down the most. His presence breeds dissension among some of the younger, less compassionate Autobots who consider him an antiquated old heap whose contributions do not out-weigh his liabilities. Optimus Prime does not share their view. *spits* At least the damn sour taste of that Energon nonsense is gone!

Yes Hooah, I can see that English is your strong suit ... " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *turns speakers on* NOOOOOOMES!

I'm sorry, did you mean time or crime? :D

"Do you know what happens to a Baley when it's struck by lightning? *pauses* The same thing that happens to everything else."

Then you lose Baley.

Ah, the glory days of Maria Caliban's spellmar antics. Good times, good times... Also: Come on dumbasses - you can do better than this: Pick three games, not three series, and not four games. Incidently, mine are: Planescape:Torment Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis King's Quest VI (that's King's Quest 6 for the dumbass who can't count)

Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Febbraio 16, 1901 Italian automotvie engineer unveils prototype vehicle by Luigi the Chef February 16 1901 - Italian engineer Ettore Bugatti unveiled the highly anticpiated Bugatti Type 2 prototype this morning. The six specially commisioned prototypes were then sent to Il Mansion del Don - Lord Jaguar's main resisdence in Sicily. Our King - who recently started referring to himself as "Il Don Supremo" - had effusive praise for the quality of Tzar Wiggin the Great's fine Vodka, "With Vodka like this, it's no wonder those wargongering Germans have their eyes on Russia." Ettore Bugatti personally tests the vehicle for compliance to Lord Jaguar's specifications. Our noble and generous Lord Jaguar decided to reciprocate by sending each of the Bugatti Type 2 prototypes to his friends Tzar Wiggin the Great of Russia, Prime Minister Rimsircz of Austria, Emperor Kaftan Barlast of Germany, Sultan Metadigital Aurangzeb of Turkey and Prime Minister Arch Regis of England. Lord Jaguar stated that hopefully this small token of friendship will unite the sovereign nations of Europe. Curiously, President Kryoxer Baley of France did not receive a Bugatti however.

Those were some awesomely useless autobots! To their credit "Seeeeeaaaaspraaaaaay" and Powerglide were the playas though! Powerglide had a human girlfriend and Seaspray had a mermaid girlfriend. ^_^ Anyway, weren't most of those guys crushed by Trypticon? --- Also: You just can't beat coolness of Astrotrain's three-way transform: :cool:

Curse of Monkey Island?

Quite. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Right.

Superman is lame. <_<

2 of Arnie's rock solid one liners made the list! :cool: But come on - I know Casablanca and Gone with the Wind are the cr

Hmm - perplexing. It doesn't make much sense using a cartoon poster for a live action movie. But whatever.

BREAKING NEWS : Serial convict escapes in U.S., Lord Jaguar grants diplomatic immunity! The notorious felon known as Snake mysteriously broke out of maximum securtiy prison in the late hours of last night. While no law enforcement authorites were killed in the incident, Chief Wiggun - a relative of the Great Tzar Wiggin - stated that his pride was deeply wounded, "I just can't believe something like this could happen on my watch. Me, Eddie and Lou only went to pickup a box of doughnuts for God's sake! Aw, poor Ralphy's gonna be dissapointed...". Ralph Wiggun is currenty in intensive care for crayon poisoning. Furthermore, Snake's request for asylum seeking was conferred at the Italian Embassy in New York. Lord Jaguar went on to grant the serial con full diplomatic immunity from all U.S. prosecution and stated there was very little President Roosevelt could do about it. Snake is currently being transported to Sicilly where he is expected to be fully exonerated from all criminal charges. Snake is wanted by U.S. authorites on several counts of felonies including aggravated assault, arson, burglary, murder, grand theft auto and armed robbery.

The guitar solo in Sultans of Swing is the crispest and cleanest guitar solo ever. Period.

Aw, c'mon Harve...you gotta let us play your campaign. You know, there's got to be something to counter the Obsidian Diplomacy Game 1. ^_^

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