Everything posted by Baley
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Christians that love Star Wars
In that statement you prove your igonrance, the Bible say that no matter what your actions, all that matters when it comes to saved is beleiving in Jesus as your Savior and God. The only action that matters is the action of giving every thing you are to Jesus and letting go of your self. Serve Jesus and you will be rewarded with Heaven itself and be saven from the firey depths of hell. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Listen boyo, the creator used the bible to make you pissants take care of each other, it wasn't a great way, but it worked for a while, now I'm back, and I shall smite religion and unite man. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your are an ignorant fool who will burn hell if you do not change, and for that I am sorry for you. God Bless you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am God! Or part of God, as we all are actually.
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Christians that love Star Wars
In that statement you prove your igonrance, the Bible say that no matter what your actions, all that matters when it comes to saved is beleiving in Jesus as your Savior and God. The only action that matters is the action of giving every thing you are to Jesus and letting go of your self. Serve Jesus and you will be rewarded with Heaven itself and be saven from the firey depths of hell. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Listen boyo, the creator used the bible to make you pissants take care of each other, it wasn't a great way, but it worked for a while, now I'm back, and I shall smite religion and unite man.
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Christians that love Star Wars
Did I mentioned that I as Jesus have to be a secular humanist? That's the only way to preserve true balance. Religion is just fluff we used to apply a couple of thousand years ago to scare the bastards into doing some good stuff once in a while. Man, things were much harder back then.
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Christians that love Star Wars
Actually you get saved by doing good things, religion doesn't really matter.
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Christians that love Star Wars
No he won't. Sins are glorious things, to learn virtue one must first embrace sin.
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Christians that love Star Wars
It seems this young man has forgotten the events that occured 2000 years ago, the romans murdered me, look at them now.
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Christians that love Star Wars
I am Jesus, just look at me, I'm here, now, for you, for my believesr, what more do you want? Do you want me to kill people? My religion is a religion of peace, everyone is equal, be them gay, fat or stupid. All humans are equal.
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Christians that love Star Wars
You know the Jews denied me 2000 years ago, do you really want to make the same mistake?
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Christians that love Star Wars
But I am Jesus, ask kirottu, ask Lou, I'm Jesus and I'm here for you.
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Movies You Have Seen Lately
Wait, did you actually like the first one? I mean the dialogue was atrocious and the pacing was horrendous, it was a chore to watch. The second is more of a visually stunning philosophical journey.
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Christians that love Star Wars
But they already believe in me.
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Christians that love Star Wars
Loving yourself doesn
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Christians that love Star Wars
Welcome brother, I too have a strong love for Jesus.
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Movies You Have Seen Lately
Much better than the original.
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Movies You Have Seen Lately
Hiroshima mon amour Overly pretentious ****, beautifully shot, I'm really starting to hate the French "New Wave". Jin Roh "Only in the tales that humans tell, do the hunters kill the wolves in the end"
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What are you listening to?
Nomeansno - Victory
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What are you listening to?
William Shatner - Common People
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Communism
Do you actually know what a dictator is?
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Movies You Have Seen Lately
Hotaru no haka I bawled.
- Technology you hate
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What are you listening to?
nomeansno - State of Grace
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Post your favourite song lyrics.
Culd u plz stp bump thread ktxby Now, if you were to post some Cohen, Waits, Cave or nomeansno, I might find it in my ever caring heart not to publicly mock you, but this pseudo punk-metal just has to go. Here, I'll start: Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming Rudy
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USA rules in Soccer (football)
Of course not, why I was a fearsome sportsman in my day, though the vile rascals that formed the teams were unquestionably jealous of my almost magical football skills, so envious that they even restrained me from joining their pitiful squads, wankers.
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USA rules in Soccer (football)
Of course To be oh so honest, I wouldn't call constantly staring at 22 random dweebs in flirtatiously tight pants a fun mental exercise, especially when they try to, in a most Herculeanly laborious fashion, hit a small, round ball. I blame the TV.
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USA rules in Soccer (football)
Are you by any chance forgetting the inherent effeminateness of soccer? Not saying that's bad thing, certainly not, In all actuality I find women's panties rather comfortable and charming, but I would assuredly not like to be seen wrestling peculiarly beefy men in them.