Baley

S&M Goths are so last season.

L-Ron was a great married man, his soul is currently single.

Then ask away, always know your questions.

You can try this place : http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion.../l-ron-hubbard/ But you might find it a tad biased. Fear not, L-ron believes in you.

That's a crude lie fabricated by the liberal media!

Shut up! Just shut up! You don't know **** about us, halt this puerile anger towards us, we're human too!!

Do you deny L-Ron?!

Of course, book in hand, it was an almost mystical experience.

I've read Battlefield Earth 3 times in a row, one of the great unsung classics.

I am not officially part of the church. It's complicated. As I said I'm more of a secular at heart, but I swear on the American Constitution that I truly believe L-Ron's prophecies.

I'm a secular scientologist, so yes.

Shut it Christboy, at least XENU is plausible, I mean L-Ron wrote about him, L-Ron was a real prophet, we know he existed, show me the proof to Jesus' existence. hah

Yes.

How about agnosticism, deism or nihilism?

Atheism is the new Christianity! oh noes!

Gabrielle?

So wait? I'm Jesus, a pathetic Romanian nihilist and an American fundie all in one? Man, I think Freud would assuredly declare that I have the hots for mommy dearest.

I know about 10 people who could attest to me being Jesus.

I don't think so.

Sure, but it's fun.

Johnny Cash - I'm Bound For The Promised Land

What if I do not want everlasting salvation? What if I just want all existence to end? What if I want to join Lucifer in hell? Are those any less meaningful than hot man sex with the Jebus?

Psst: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/ It's better.

There is no point to life, but what we can do is enjoy it for as long as it lasts.