Let's play Fallout New Vegas

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I hope you realize Kiro... if you kill me I will find you and kill you... man to man... I will stick a Knife in you... 

 

>.>

 

First time I let you go, that damn bullet musta softened my brains...last time I burnt your body on a pile of tyres 

[Humanoid]

If you didn't have those glasses, people wouldn't have been compelled to kill you for the four-eyes perk.

[Calax]

If you didn't have those glasses, people wouldn't have been compelled to kill you for the four-eyes perk.

Actually, it seems like I've got the biggest hatedom of any character in the game... there are Reddit montages of me getting nuked and eviscerated with the lines "Oliver Swanick is the only NPC programmed to feel pain!"

[Rosbjerg]

Reddit hates happiness.

[kirottu]

Hi guys!

 

I just came to say new content is coming soon and this totally isn't some lame april fools' joke. 

[kirottu]

Hi Internets

 

I actually finished New Vegas last year. I totes did, but what had happened was the more I played in one sitting the less screenshots I took. I also ended up pressing the screenshot button, because I couldn't remember the last time I pressed it instead of actually having some kind of idea of what I would like to show you guys, and Bruce.

 

Here we are a year later and non the wiser. I still haven't figured out a way to do this properly so the "quality" you all have come expect from me just wont be here.. The ending will come abruptly and will be largely unsatisfactory to everyone else except me, which was what Dr. Dala said.

 

TL;DR There won't be hardly any narrative at play anymore, just some random thoughts. 

[kirottu]

Episode: The one where I get my gun and then the Man takes it away.

 

Sweet sweet Patencia. We're finally together. Just you and me against the world.

 

Let's set up some foreplay, leadcheeks. Are you ready? I know I am.

 

Was it as good to you as it was for me? We shall be together forever and ever.

 

God damnit. Nobody takes me gun. NOBODY!!1

 

Silly trapper, you can't fly so come down and let me finish you. This really takes forever without sweet Patencia.

 

Good to see some black holograms from time to time, because having only blue holograms would racist... Filthy blue holograms always thinking they're so great.

 

"Truth is...the game was rigged from the start." Never trust these one armed bandits. Even Benny knew better.

 

I'll call it: "Domino-Kebab"

 

That should teach you not to take other peoples weapons. You stay there and think about what you have done. Coming between man and his sweet Patencia. Sheesh. What were you thinking?

[kirottu]

Episode: The one where Veronica gets her armor and the Man doesn't take my weapon away.

 

I'll say: "Pew!" But you should be more concerned about what Patencia will say.

 

She said "Pew" too! We're so in sync it's amazing. Oh and happy new armor day, Veronica.

 

You better not take my weapon away Lonesome Road or you get some stern talking to.

 

I'm no engineer, but as a man I don't think that's how you a rocket through a hole. If you know what I mean. *wink wink nudge nudge*

 

There's something really badass about taking a big battle droid down with a knife.

 

You're preaching to the choir, Mr. Sign.

 

See? Everything is brighter already. This wouldn't be possible without guns.

 

 And by wrong I mean "later".

 

Huh. They can't be all bad if they have teddy bears. Now I feel slightly bad for killing my teddy bear carrying bro. But it does deserve it for making me feel bad bad for killing it.

 

Drinking.

 

Time to see just who is the best fetch-or-carry-it-quest finisher.

 

I think there has been enough nuclear destruction for one game or series.

 

 

[kirottu]

Episode: The one where Benny gets away for the last time and follicle related racism rises it's ugly head.

 

We're going to science the **** out this wasteland. And I came up with that first, not Matt stupidhead Damon, because I totes did finish this game last year way before the Martian.

 

Finally.

 

Oh hello there, Benny. Remember me?

 

My luck is huuge, man, like so big. You can't even imagine it. It's so big.

 

Luckily for me the casino staff didn't think flying robots with lasers strapped in them as weapons.

 

This truly is the future. Social justice sciences have finally created the perfect man, Yes Man. 

 

A bald joke, eh? I guess the decision between independent New Vegas and House controlled New Vegas just became quite easy.

Edited May 6, 2016 by kirottu

[redneckdevil]

Yay! Glad to see u back, been enjoying it.

Started up another playthru for the first time in a long while, and I'm so impressed by the game. Granted I love westerns so I fit right in with my William Munny playthru.

[kirottu]

Episode: The one with a sexbot(aka The Best Episode Ever) also aliens.

 

Well, then I'll be a "courier" about it. 

 

Just look at those sleek lines. Noice.

 

I guess I should. I mean we couriers are a highly professional bunch. It wouldn't be right to go on couriering something not up to my customers standards.

 

Hot damn is right. I know. I tested it. Strictly because I'm a professional courier.

 

Sure sure, and I'm not into floating robots with three screens and a teddy bear fetish.

 

Professional pay for professional work. It goes with out saying.

 

A giant vertibird?

 

Little green men? I wonder if they are peaceful?

 

Nope! Time to let Patencia show what she thinks of illegal aliens.

[kirottu]

Episode: The one with all the trigger warnings: push ups, stealing, follicle discrimination, underwear, and sexism.

 

 That reminds me. Tigraines Baldurs Gate let's play thread is a swell thread, but sometimes people just wanted someone to actually finish their let's play thread. Oh snap!

 

Ah push ups, the ultimate weapon to make soldiers ready for war.

 

Nothing to see here. I'm not actually stealing. The light is playing tricks on your eyes. Stealing is bad, mmkay.

 

*whistles innocently*

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

 

I thought his tent would be bigger. Him being caesar and all.

 

Et tu Benny? Trying to kill me twice is one thing, but follicle related racism is something else altogether.

 

 Prepare to be diversified!

 

It's all in the wrist.

 

Like checking your troops from the behind, eh? *wink wink nudge nudge*

 

How dare you! I would never! That's sexist.

Edited May 7, 2016 by kirottu

[kirottu]

Episode: The one with Courier's burden and behind the scenes look at the final character stats/gear.

 

Shouldn't it be called Mutant Jacobstown or Jacobs Mutanttown or something like that. Just so that people would know what they are getting into. I'm not racist. I'm just saying.

 

See? Not even super mutants are that stupid to be cheated so obviously. Only a racist would think that and I didn't.

 

I shall help you. It is my duty, no, it's my privilege.

 

Drugs! Solution to all those problems you can't shoot. 

 

Oh come on. This is bull****! I'm not even level 50 yet... and so the Hoonding's prophecy has been fulfilled.

 

 

Edited May 7, 2016 by kirottu

[kirottu]

Episode: The one where the Courier meets sensible cultured people.

 

Since I have the best gun that makes me the most trustworthy and responsible? I like these guys already.

 

That sucks man. Not everyone are as enlightened as you guys are.

 

Pfft. Noobs.

 

What a fine destiny it is! I shall help you to achieve it.

[kirottu]

Episode: The one where something broke down in wasteland and the Courier has to fix it. Part N+1.

 

One air filtration thingie coming right up. While you're waiting would you like to fill this questionnaire about our services? Thanks! Always remember; Courier six is your man for all the couriering.

 

Pfft. Noobs.

 

Politics. Politics never change.

 

I'm pretty sure Bernie would still lose. RNG hates Bernie.

 

 

I really do love this gun. Ambush by murderous robots? No problemo.

 

I should have guessed. The prick didn't even fill the questionnaire. 

[kirottu]

Episode: The one where I'm getting way too close to end way too soon. Oh no, think about pesäpallo or something!

 

The end is near, but first...

 

It's time for Boone's therapy Raid.

 

This is why Legion is kicking New California Republics ass. They wont stop doing push ups even in the middle of a fight. They are so ready for war.

 

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

 

Kapow! Vronk! Thwapp! Zlott! Clank! Bonk! Zlonk!

 

-252 hitpoints. He's so dead my next playthrough is going to be bugged, because he'll be dead right from the start.

 

 The red goes nicely with the carpet. Maybe next time I could be the Interiorier.

 

You're welcome. Therapy Raid works every time.

[kirottu]

Episode: Nnnnrgrhhh! Oh. OH! Damn. Uh, was it good to you too?

 

I love the smell of Red Rocks in the morning. They smells like victory.

 

I love the smell of dead Karl in the morning. It smells like victory.

 

Yes, I also do motivational speeches. Now if you would just fill this questionnaire...

 

  Feast your eyes on my smooth globes. Nobody will ever call them bald. So beautiful.

 

Your comeuppance has finally come. Nobody escapes their follicle related hate speech.

 

 Pfft. Strength 6, perception 10, Luck 10, and my sweet Patencia is all I need.

 

That's really all. As I said previously I really did screw up this let's play. Maybe some time in the future I will do some other game and hopefully I have then learned from my mistakes.

 

I have only two game related regrets. I accidentally ended up killing Tabitha and I took the 50 level perk that reset my karma. I was the good guy whole game, but got the neutral karma end. Meh.

 

Only end slides after this with no commentary. Thank you all for reading.

[kirottu]

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