algroth Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 My first lesson this year is that my meds and alcohol empower each other and turn me into a drunk freight train porn star, but then the hangover does not go away no matter how much water, OJ and eggs and bacon you throw at it. Oof, my head's still killing me. [Your allignment has shifted to Chaotic (-5)] 1 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 "Mighty thews straining, Conan lifted the thrashing figure high above his head. "Now, loathsome dog!" he snarled, "Back to the nighted abyss from whence you crawled!" He hurled a screaming 2017 over the cliff's edge." - Conan the Salaryman 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlintlockJazz Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) Happy New Year you magnificent illegitmate offspring you! May the new year bring you what you want, unless it goes against what I want, in which case screw you hippies! Edited January 2, 2018 by FlintlockJazz 1 "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epaminondas Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 This thread makes God cry. χαίρετε Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 i feel philosophical today life is but a moment of existence between two eternities of oblivion. The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 My first lesson this year is that my meds and alcohol empower each other and turn me into a drunk freight train porn starWell as long as your wife was pleased. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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