Who is the chief enemy of Black Isle Bastards?

[Katarack21]

 

In all seriousness, If the Black Isle Bastards are literal noble bastards, they should be opposed by a crew composed of noble heirs younger siblings who are hunting down the Bastards to try and prove their worth to their families--but who are spectacularly incompetent at doing so.

Or maybe their own fathers?  The Black Isle Fathers, or BIFs...

 

Of course that is sexist, who says it was the fathers who were the nobles?  Maybe it should be the BIMs instead!

 

The Past Abberation Improvement Network. It's what the Bastards deserve!

[Boeroer]

In all seriousness, If the Black Isle Bastards are literal noble bastards, they should be opposed by a crew composed of noble heirs younger siblings who are hunting down the Bastards to try and prove their worth to their families--but who are spectacularly incompetent at doing so.

That's why I suggested the White Mainland Legitimates.

Edited February 27, 2017 by Boeroer

[Katarack21]

 

In all seriousness, If the Black Isle Bastards are literal noble bastards, they should be opposed by a crew composed of noble heirs younger siblings who are hunting down the Bastards to try and prove their worth to their families--but who are spectacularly incompetent at doing so.

That's why I suggested the White Mainland Legitimates.

 

Yeah, but have you ever heard of the trope "unintended implications"?

[Boeroer]

That's the best part of it: funny AND controversial. 

 

At least the BIBs are cool - so the WMLs should be total douchebags.

Edited February 27, 2017 by Boeroer

[Gromnir]

 

In all seriousness, If the Black Isle Bastards are literal noble bastards, they should be opposed by a crew composed of noble heirs younger siblings who are hunting down the Bastards to try and prove their worth to their families--but who are spectacularly incompetent at doing so.

Or maybe their own fathers?  The Black Isle Fathers, or BIFs...

 

Of course that is sexist, who says it was the fathers who were the nobles?  Maybe it should be the BIMs instead!

 

alternative: wives and husbands.

 

the bib claim to be the target o' The Queen's Justice-- an elite cadre o' officers o' the law special formed and empowered by the crown to bring the bastards to heel.  in actuality, the queen's justice is the spouses o' the bastards.  exhausted by the time and money the bastards has wasted on their "role-play hobby" o' being pirates, the queen's justice set out to bring their spouses home where the bastards actual has successful middle-class jobs as accountants, merchants, and whatever is the renaissance-era equivalent o' IT guys. 

 

ultimate enemy o' any pretend computer game pirate is gonna be the spouse o' the pirates.

 

The Queen's Justice

 

"you could have gotten your mba by now if you weren't so busy playing pirate."

 

HA! Good Fun!

[Boeroer]

ROFL - brilliant! And also true... 

Edited February 27, 2017 by Boeroer

[Katarack21]

 

 

In all seriousness, If the Black Isle Bastards are literal noble bastards, they should be opposed by a crew composed of noble heirs younger siblings who are hunting down the Bastards to try and prove their worth to their families--but who are spectacularly incompetent at doing so.

Or maybe their own fathers?  The Black Isle Fathers, or BIFs...

 

Of course that is sexist, who says it was the fathers who were the nobles?  Maybe it should be the BIMs instead!

 

alternative: wives and husbands.

 

the bib claim to be the target o' The Queen's Justice-- an elite cadre o' officers o' the law special formed and empowered by the crown to bring the bastards to heel.  in actuality, the queen's justice is the spouses o' the bastards.  exhausted by the time and money the bastards has wasted on their "role-play hobby" o' being pirates, the queen's justice set out to bring their spouses home where the bastards actual has successful middle-class jobs as accountants, merchants, and whatever is the renaissance-era equivalent o' IT guys. 

 

ultimate enemy o' any pretend computer game pirate is gonna be the spouse o' the pirates.

 

The Queen's Justice

 

"you could have gotten your mba by now if you weren't so busy playing pirate."

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

And then the one guy with no real job and no spouse who constantly sits back watching the altercations drinking a beer and going "What? Ain't my fault."

Edited February 27, 2017 by Katarack21

[Ninjamestari]

The White Coast Wardens of course, they've been trying to catch that crew for more than a decade you know.

Edited February 27, 2017 by Ninjamestari

[Boeroer]

White Coaaast!

[Leeuwenhart]

White vs Black

 

 

Lol...

[DrTomT18]

The Eccentric Aristocratic League of Merchants

Also known as the EA League of Merchants

[Ashen Rohk]

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