Pax_Empyrean 20 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 I have a haiku for you:Everywhere I goI hear this laughing jackass Stab him in the faceI'm being followed. Every inn, every tavern, every bar I go into, there is this same guy in the background, laughing the most obnoxious laugh in the world.My party includes a wolf named Kitty, whom I love very much, and I would find it more satisfying than anything else in this game to feed this person to them.Not since the dog in Duck Hunt have I wanted to kill a video game character this badly.So obnoxious. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darqleo 104 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 A+ post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nonek 4,762 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 (edited) Just for you then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOYBWwmcXeg Sweet dreams. Edited July 13, 2016 by Nonek 1 Quote Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to post Share on other sites
ManifestedISO 2,861 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Especially through headphones, I totally agree. There is another voice even worse, to me, the guy who keeps saying, 'I've seen all the good bits, and...' Quote All Stop. On Screen. Link to post Share on other sites
Karkarov 3,693 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Not since the dog in Duck Hunt have I wanted to kill a video game character this badly. Never has there been a post on this forum as deserving of a like as yours, like has been given good sir! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Midas Touch 13 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 https://youtu.be/r1j9LVVUiFg?t=65HAAW HAAAW HAAAW! Love that guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ink Blot 978 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Inns, bars, taverns, homes, I dog your pathetic ass HAW HAAW HAAAW. Kill me. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
InsaneCommander 2,916 Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 By the time you visit the third tavern, he's already mastered the spell Obnoxious Burst. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PangaeaACDC 216 Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 So, seriously, is it possible to shut this fecker up? I'm resorting to turning off the sound when entering taverns/inns/whatever, which obviously isn't ideal. But trying to be quick in getting in, sleeping, and getting out doesn't work when he pipes up after one second sometimes. I've looked through some files, hoping it was as easy as finding the combat music, but I can't see anything, so it's probably hidden inside some archive file somewhere In Baldur's Gate it was actually possible to manually edit the scripts, so you could for instance remove dog barking and such crap, but we obviously need some good tools for that, and I guess that doesn't exist (yet) for this game? They say laughter prolongs life, but I desperately want to considerably shorten his Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jojobobo 612 Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I keep wondering who voiced him, it's a pretty mighty laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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