June 11, 201411 yr Yep, I am stealing threads + going a step further. Just check out this majestic manliness: And yeah: Geckos are the best: "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."
June 11, 201411 yr This thread thus far lacks the sexy. Therefore, here's a real snake (limbless reptile, technically) that is almost too inappropriate to post. I give you Atretochoana eiseltiis.
June 11, 201411 yr Turns out I'm wrong and my contribution is an amphibian, not a reptile. My bad! My honor dictates I learn about a similarily phallic reptile now. Anyone got any ideas?
June 11, 201411 yr To be honest, when I think "reptile", "attractive" isn't the first thing that pops into my mind. That being said... Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.
June 11, 201411 yr I'm just happy no one posted Thane yet, but then I remember we're not at Bioware. Or are we? *dun dun duuuun* Fortune favors the bald.
June 11, 201411 yr This thread thus far lacks the sexy. Therefore, here's a real snake (limbless reptile, technically) that is almost too inappropriate to post. I give you Atretochoana eiseltiis. I bet these are popular with Japanese schoolgirls. Proud Monitor Lizard Edited June 11, 201411 yr by Keyrock 🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
June 11, 201411 yr This thread thus far lacks the sexy. Therefore, here's a real snake (limbless reptile, technically) that is almost too inappropriate to post. I give you Atretochoana eiseltiis. Is that the famous trouser snake. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
June 14, 201411 yr Ze black mamba, ladies and gentlemen. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
June 14, 201411 yr One of my favorites, the Moloch I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
June 14, 201411 yr Author For a while I was toying with the idea of getting a Pogona / Bartagame. Dropped it later, because I don't know for how long I will still be in my current housing + there might not be enough free room for the terrarium in the next one. Much sadness. And another one while I am at it: Edited June 14, 201411 yr by Lexx "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."
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