Project Eternity Job Posting - Contract Writer

[Adam Brennecke]

Hail,

 

We have a new job posting for the Project Eternity team.

 

http://www.obsidian.net/jobs/open-positions/design/679-pe-contract-writer

 

Thanks,

Adam

[Labadal]

Don't make me apply for the job, just hire Ziets.

 

Please?

[Monte Carlo]

I'm free but I ain't cheap.

[SophosTheWise]

Seriously, who in their right mind studies Creative Writing?

I'm all for writing, I write a lot of short stories and poems (some of them even got published) and I'm well-connected in my local "writer scene". Nobody there (especially not the really good ones) would EVER take creative writing classes. :D

[Lephys]

I suppose it's loads better than destructive writing. 8P

[SophosTheWise]

I suppose it's loads better than destructive writing. 8P

For you, Lephys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0

[Enoch]

Oh, by "contract writer" you mean "creative writer, to be hired as a contractor" rather than "person hired to write contracts." 

 

Almost got my hopes up there.  I'm much better at avoiding lexical ambiguity than I am at making up stories. 

Edited October 17, 2013 by Enoch

[WorstUsernameEver]

Oh, by "contract writer" you mean "creative writer, to be hired as a contractor" rather than "person hired to write contracts." 

 

Almost got my hopes up there.  I'm much better at avoiding lexical ambiguity than I am at making up stories.

You'll write the least ambiguous story EVER!

[Tale]

Subcontractor
HEROES OF ADVENTURE, LLC
Party camp
Wherever

Contractor
Cassandra
Only named NPC in town

 

Contract Price:

5 gold and a +1 sword
 

Scope of Work

Contractor hereby agrees to furnish all necessary labor, material, equipment, services, trade permits and

other items required to complete the following portion of the Work described in the Contract, and

any work reasonably inferable therefrom, in accordance with this Contract, including but not limited to:

Killing Goblins, like a whole bunch.

 

Good luck with the search. I'd apply, but lacking a portfolio or even having progressed far enough that my fiction has been exposed to feedback, it would be fruitless.

[Lephys]

Oh, by "contract writer" you mean "creative writer, to be hired as a contractor" rather than "person hired to write contracts." 

 

Almost got my hopes up there.  I'm much better at avoiding lexical ambiguity than I am at making up stories.

Haha. I seriously thought that, too, when I first read the thread title. I was thinking "Hmm... I guess they need a legal writer?"

[rjshae]

Who got the job of dog's body?