TrashMan Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) The tread for all your rhyming silliness. So here are a few taken from my repertoire: GANDALF Vs. DUMBLEDORE:GANDALF:Listen mr dumb as a door, its time I use you to mop the floor,You haven't seen a fraction of my true power,for I'm not a human, I'm really a MaiarI am older then Earth, and I'll be around when you are dirtI was here when the sun rose for the first timeI rapped before humans even knew the word rhymeYou'll need the help of Allmighty if you want to take me,and by the way, I know the guy - He's with me!I run around with kings and princes, I party with elven hotties;Galadriel's a smexy MILF - your elves are all like Dobby!I got a magic sword and I skillfully use it, but I don't need it to whup your assI'm a wizzard and a fighter while you're a looser - all you got is lots of mass.And that's four hobbits, not two, you stupid c**t!How did you make headmaster when you can't even count?The school is safe you say? What a bunch of lies!With you in charge, no wonder the faculty is dropping like flies.Your students are like redshirts, the school is poorly runone would be safer on the frontlines - in World War 1.Without your wand you're nothing - and even with it you ain't much,Just a geezer chasing boys - I already won, game, set and match.CHUCK NORRIS:I attack sharks when I smell them bleed,I stare down books and they give me the info I need.My phone doesn't vibrate - it shakes with fear.Death craps itself when I am near.I made time wait for me, I squeeze water from sand,Jesus may walk on water, but I swim trough land.I don't shower, I take bloodbaths - and the blood will be yours.I kill 50 people with a grenade, before it explodes.I'm Freddy Krugers nightmare. I out-stared a wallI use a combine harveser to scrach my itchy balls.I fought Superman; and the bet was, as it stands:"The looser has to wear his underware over his pants"I just walk into Mordor and I touched MC Hammer,I ate just one pringles and killed Road Runner.I play russian roullete with a loaded gun, go first and win.If I hit the road, it dies. You're not an enemy - you're a victim! GET IN MAH BELLY! What would I want in your belly?It reeks something bad, and like you, it's smelly.You got no class, despite all apperances.I stole your thunder in all the instances.I'll continue stealing it, and your spotlight too.My rhymes are superior, and you know it, you do!So bring out your A-game and lets have a clash,I'll see you later, for now I have to dash! ******* What's this? 3 days and no rebuttal still?Has my awsome display left you feeling ill?Probably so for my rhymes are classic.Stylish and poignant, while yours are flaccid.Lacking true worth and scribbled in hasteA shame all your effort went to such waste.On my throne of ryhme I will wait for your kindTo produce an adversary that can challenge my mind.A futile effort, but we do as we must,As the old saying goes - hope dies last! I challenge Ye forumites to a battle of wits Let the words bounce around like a pair of voluptios ****. Bring out some rhymes to glorify Project Eternity Or some events that warrant recording for posterity. Sharpen your toungs and let the dance begin, I shall be the judge so you know you can't win. Edited May 3, 2013 by TrashMan 1 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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