Grimlorn Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Shut up Oldmanpoco troll. Gorth: P.S. DWARVES RULE, ELVES DROOL!!! Legolas > Gimli Therefore Elves > Dwarves. I mean did you see all the orcs Legolas killed in Lord of the Rings? Gimli couldn't come close to being that awesome. Edited September 17, 2012 by Grimlorn
SnideCipher Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 Shut up Oldmanpoco troll. Gorth: P.S. DWARVES RULE, ELVES DROOL!!! Legolas > Gimli Therefore Elves > Dwarves. I mean did you see all the orcs Legolas killed in Lord of the Rings? Gimli couldn't come close to being that awesome. Bah! You are assuming a straight up kill count determines awesomeness... lets get them in an ale drinking contest and see who is more awesome then! "You would not understand. No mortal possibly could. It is beyond the powers of comprehension of all but the most powerful of powers, and once they understand, they move beyond the veil of mortal comprehension. I can explain it no more than that. Perhaps, sometime, you will understand." - O
dlux Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 " Legolas > Gimli " is actually correct. Elves are taller than dwarves.
limaxophobiacq Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 Shut up Oldmanpoco troll. Gorth: P.S. DWARVES RULE, ELVES DROOL!!! Legolas > Gimli Therefore Elves > Dwarves. I mean did you see all the orcs Legolas killed in Lord of the Rings? Gimli couldn't come close to being that awesome. "In the Battle of the Hornburg, Legolas and Gimli engaged in an Orc-slaying contest, which Gimli won by one, killing forty-two to Legolas's forty-one" Clearly Dwarves > elves.
Oerwinde Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 Legolas won the drinking contest though. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
limaxophobiacq Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 (edited) I'd like it if the dwarves weren't so ridiculously stocky as they've been portraid in lots of recent media and in DnD 3.X & 4. The old Icewind Dale portraits and the artwork we have from the update now where they look like they're tough and strong but like they can still be athletic is much preferable. Edited September 18, 2012 by limaxophobiacq
dlux Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 How about this: Legolas > Gollum < Gimli I think we can all agree that this statement is true.
Volourn Posted September 18, 2012 Author Posted September 18, 2012 DWARVES ARE IN! DWARVES ARE IN! HIP HIP HOORAY! DWARVES ARE IN! P.S. Dwarven females don't have beards it looks like. YAHOO! P.S.S. Now, to honour pledge and donate $140 as promised. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
Leferd Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 Crisis averted. "Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin."P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle
BasaltineBadger Posted September 18, 2012 Posted September 18, 2012 Halflings are like dwarves without beards. What's the point ?! No they are not. Dwarves are bearded muscle men who value tradition, honor and hard work while halflings are clever and mischievous people who would like quick income and lazing around. Gnomes on the other hand are just introvert dwarves.
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