OK I HAVE SEEN THE TRAILER ON A DOZEN WEB PAGES AND THINK ITS AWESOME YOU GUYS TOOK BEST RPG OF THE YEAR FOR E.3. 2012

 

BUT WHERE ARE THE IN GAME IMAGES AND THE IN GAME VIDEOS

I LOVE FALL OUT AND YOUR OTHER GAMES CRUSHED ALL OF OBSIDIONS GAMES ON MY DIFFERENT XBOX PROFILES SO I KNOW THE GAME QAULITY SHOULD BE GOOD

 

BUT COME ON CAN WE NOT GET SOME STILLS AND IN GAME VIDEOS POSTED

 

AND BETWEEN SOUTH PARK STUDIOS AND YOUR SITE

IM A LITTLE FRUSTRATED ABOUT HOW LITTLE THERE IS ON THE GAME

 

ONLY A TRAILER (E.3. TRAILER/MATT TREY SALES PITCH)

AND A PRE ORDER LINK THAT FAILED IN 3 DIFFERENT PLACES ON ME

Here ya go buddy:

 

Screens: http://www.stickoftruth.com/gallery

 

You should also be able to Pre-order on that site as well: http://www.stickoftruth.com/home

 

The trailer has in-game action. It''s most of the end of the video.

I'm fascinated by people who write in all caps. How do their little brains work?

 

Do they accidentally press the capslock key at the beginning of the post and then fail to notice the capitals flooding the screen? Is it some sort of overcompensation for having a small ****? Maybe they think they will look powerful and manly by never having those round little characters in their posts? Perhaps someone else using the computer before them pressed the capslock key and they never figured out how to unpress it? Or perhaps it was a blind person using a voice recognition program from the eighties to write out what he/she was yelling at it (would also explain the complete lack of periods and commas)?

 

It is very fascinating.

I'm fascinated by people who write in all caps. How do their little brains work?

 

Do they accidentally press the capslock key at the beginning of the post and then fail to notice the capitals flooding the screen? Is it some sort of overcompensation for having a small ****? Maybe they think they will look powerful and manly by never having those round little characters in their posts? Perhaps someone else using the computer before them pressed the capslock key and they never figured out how to unpress it? Or perhaps it was a blind person using a voice recognition program from the eighties to write out what he/she was yelling at it (would also explain the complete lack of periods and commas)?

 

It is very fascinating.

What about people who write ten exclamation/question marks?

One is okay. Two-three I could pass as very frantic shouting. But 8-10? Do they have a spasm from exertion, their mouths foaming as they gargle their message?

Obviously when you add exclamation or question marks you are increasing the emphesis of your question or exclamation with each character. Some of the most emphatic exclamations and questions to be made over the internet were started in the 1960's and are still be written today.

Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.

I used to type in all caps. Back when I was 14. Just look at CAPITAL LETTERS, THEY'RE ALL UNIFORM AND COOL LOOKING. Lowercase is cruddy.

BuT i WaNT NeW SCReeNS!!!11one. GiVe THeM To Me, PLeaSe???++\

For some reason the Gnome/Crab people de-militarised zone concept art had me howling with laughter, tickled my funny bone.