Walsingham Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 That's not a vampire, though. It's a living, mindless marble statue that sparkles in sunlight. Sparkles? I'm not sure if that scares me more. Means he could be a My Little Pony. I don't know how to kill those. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Morgoth Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 Well, he's also English, if I might add. Rain makes everything better.
Raithe Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 (edited) Sparkles? I'm not sure if that scares me more. Means he could be a My Little Pony. I don't know how to kill those. Edward Cullen - All the Twilight vampiers do this whole.. "Sparkle like diamonds" when exposed to the sunlight. So it's a "sparkley Vampires" thing. Edited December 21, 2011 by Raithe "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Walsingham Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 Sparkles? I'm not sure if that scares me more. Means he could be a My Little Pony. I don't know how to kill those. Edward Cullen - All the Twilight vampiers do this whole.. "Sparkle like diamonds" when exposed to the sunlight. So it's a "sparkley Vampires" thing. I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or set fire to something. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Oner Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 Sparkles? I'm not sure if that scares me more. Means he could be a My Little Pony. I don't know how to kill those. Edward Cullen - All the Twilight vampiers do this whole.. "Sparkle like diamonds" when exposed to the sunlight. So it's a "sparkley Vampires" thing. I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or set fire to something. Laugh, you somehow managed to stay ignorant of this crap for years, you lucky bastard. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Nepenthe Posted December 21, 2011 Posted December 21, 2011 I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or set fire to something. Laugh, you somehow managed to stay ignorant of this crap for years, you lucky bastard. ^^ Or do all three simultaneously. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions
Walsingham Posted December 22, 2011 Posted December 22, 2011 I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or set fire to something. Laugh, you somehow managed to stay ignorant of this crap for years, you lucky bastard. ^^ Or do all three simultaneously. Certainly more spectator-friendly that way. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Oner Posted December 23, 2011 Posted December 23, 2011 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Gorth Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 Funny stops here. More fun this way “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
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