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The funny things thread part 3

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That's not a vampire, though. It's a living, mindless marble statue that sparkles in sunlight.

 

Sparkles?

 

I'm not sure if that scares me more. Means he could be a My Little Pony. I don't know how to kill those.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Sparkles?

 

I'm not sure if that scares me more. Means he could be a My Little Pony. I don't know how to kill those.

 

Edward Cullen - All the Twilight vampiers do this whole.. "Sparkle like diamonds" when exposed to the sunlight.

 

So it's a "sparkley Vampires" thing.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

Sparkles?

 

I'm not sure if that scares me more. Means he could be a My Little Pony. I don't know how to kill those.

 

Edward Cullen - All the Twilight vampiers do this whole.. "Sparkle like diamonds" when exposed to the sunlight.

 

So it's a "sparkley Vampires" thing.

 

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or set fire to something.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Sparkles?

 

I'm not sure if that scares me more. Means he could be a My Little Pony. I don't know how to kill those.

 

Edward Cullen - All the Twilight vampiers do this whole.. "Sparkle like diamonds" when exposed to the sunlight.

 

So it's a "sparkley Vampires" thing.

 

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or set fire to something.

Laugh, you somehow managed to stay ignorant of this crap for years, you lucky bastard.

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What is glass but tortured sand?
Never forget! '12.01.13.

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or set fire to something.

Laugh, you somehow managed to stay ignorant of this crap for years, you lucky bastard.

^^

 

Or do all three simultaneously.

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or set fire to something.

Laugh, you somehow managed to stay ignorant of this crap for years, you lucky bastard.

^^

 

Or do all three simultaneously.

 

Certainly more spectator-friendly that way.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Funny stops here.

 

More fun this way

 

:lol:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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