Jump to content

BELTANE: Celebration of May Day


obyknven

Recommended Posts

Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? :(

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? :(

 

It's possible, but in my experience cabbage soup produces incredible flatulence. So best to get the sex done before the soup. Unless you find a particularly earthy partner.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? :(

 

It's possible, but in my experience cabbage soup produces incredible flatulence. So best to get the sex done before the soup. Unless you find a particularly earthy partner.

 

And I thought incredible flatulence led to incredible sex. Why don't I ever learn...

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And I thought incredible flatulence led to incredible sex.

 

That would certainly explain my popularity.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...