Pidesco Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Enoch Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? Sorry. Even pagan religion is still the opiate of the masses.
Monte Carlo Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 Fair point enoch, but meadnsex is better opiate than cabbage, vodka and hard labour, or prayers and harsh schooling.
Walsingham Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? It's possible, but in my experience cabbage soup produces incredible flatulence. So best to get the sex done before the soup. Unless you find a particularly earthy partner. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Pidesco Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? It's possible, but in my experience cabbage soup produces incredible flatulence. So best to get the sex done before the soup. Unless you find a particularly earthy partner. And I thought incredible flatulence led to incredible sex. Why don't I ever learn... "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Walsingham Posted May 2, 2011 Posted May 2, 2011 And I thought incredible flatulence led to incredible sex. That would certainly explain my popularity. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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