May 2, 201114 yr Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
May 2, 201114 yr Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? Sorry. Even pagan religion is still the opiate of the masses.
May 2, 201114 yr Fair point enoch, but meadnsex is better opiate than cabbage, vodka and hard labour, or prayers and harsh schooling.
May 2, 201114 yr Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? It's possible, but in my experience cabbage soup produces incredible flatulence. So best to get the sex done before the soup. Unless you find a particularly earthy partner. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
May 2, 201114 yr Can't I have cabbage soup, mead, ballet and sex at the same time? It's possible, but in my experience cabbage soup produces incredible flatulence. So best to get the sex done before the soup. Unless you find a particularly earthy partner. And I thought incredible flatulence led to incredible sex. Why don't I ever learn... "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
May 2, 201114 yr And I thought incredible flatulence led to incredible sex. That would certainly explain my popularity. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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