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Still, they had an idea and they carried it out to 100%. Even if it was just "lets make a fun FPS" that kind of dedication and skill is very rare. Id rather have an awesome porkchop than a crappy filet mignon.

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Still, they had an idea and they carried it out to 100%. Even if it was just "lets make a fun FPS" that kind of dedication and skill is very rare. Id rather have an awesome porkchop than a crappy filet mignon.

 

Except it aint fun. Soooo FAIL.

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Finally finished it.

It's a good game overall but sadly feels schizophrenic.

Old school action senselessly shoehorned into a modern shooter campaign.

The design would work much better with some sort of mission design like in Painkiller.

And it could definitely use more content.

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Really, really agree with the above post regarding level design and so forth.

 

That said, I did enjoy some of the scripted "omgwtfbbq" sequences a lot, like the train ride. But the more normal levels could've really benefitted from a design closer to Painkiller. But yeah, I really love some of the weapons. The flail gun and the special fire on the cannonball gun are just a lot of fun to use for example.

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Does this game require a lot of graphical power? I just realized my computer sucks.

It's UE3, it'll run on anything.

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I really love the weapons in this, except for the Sniper Rifle.

 

Game is fun as hell, just too bad that it feels sorta constricted by its campaign and levels. Still, even though it's short, going through the campaign again is lots of fun and now I can skip the cutscenes without any remorse.

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I really love the weapons in this, except for the Sniper Rifle.

 

Game is fun as hell, just too bad that it feels sorta constricted by its campaign and levels. Still, even though it's short, going through the campaign again is lots of fun and now I can skip the cutscenes without any remorse.

 

I'm still having fun with it aswell, trying to get that 2 FASTDRAW's in a row skillshot and I've been nowhere near succeeding. :ermm:

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This looks like it could be a fun diversion, but $60 for this ? Time to wait for a Steam sale on it :ermm:

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Your taste is bad. :sorcerer:

 

:) We'll see.

 

Shall we analyse the game?

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I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. 

Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.

Down and out on the Solomani Rim
Now the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!


 

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