Ask Monte

[Nepenthe]

Dear Monte,

 

I am now playing Baldur's Gate again to satisfy my tunnel-fighting needs, but surely you have the connoisseur's knowledge of hidden gems. How best should I resolve my tunnel-fighting urges?

 

Tigranes

 

HAHA, I'm again beating Monte to the punch.

 

Boot up Dragon Age: Origins. Fight in tunnels until urge to commit suicide strikes.

[Walsingham]

Again, from personal experience, may I suggest you drink a litre of cheap rice whisky and charge a pack of large sewer rats waving a water bottle? You may have to enter sewers to do this. The rice whisky will help in this respect also.

[Monte Carlo]

Tunnel Fighting urges are tough, I feel your pain.

 

I find that the original Sacred Gold, which is so cheap it's silly, booted up and played for an hour or two scratches that itch.

 

There a couple of half-decent BG2 mods that also provide an adequate tunnel-fighting fix.

[Moose]

I'm always disappointed when a promising tunnel turns out to be a cave.

[Nepenthe]

I'm always disappointed when a promising tunnel turns out to be a cave.

 

The cave is a lie.

[Oner]

I'm always disappointed when a promising tunnel turns out to be a cave.

The cave is a lie.

[Walsingham]

Isn't there a bit in The Witcher where you get invited by a women to her cave for some politics? I remember saying to my friend "I hope both of those is a euphemism. Because if one of them isn't this is going to be weird and possibly boring."