Welcome to Blank's First DMing Experience.

[WorstUsernameEver]

  Amentep said:

"The Merchant's Friend" Goddess of coin and wealth (Portfolio: money, trade, wealth). Enemies are Mask and the demon Graz'zt

 

Precisely. (The other idea is a jerkass paladin, though for now he isn't developed and he's more of a backup plan in case Blank finds the idea of the half-orc cleric too wacky)

[Walsingham]

I'd like to object to the half orc cleric. You people seem to forget that gnomes are automatically at bum height to an orc. So unless you are willing to go veggie you better be willing to carry me most of the time after lunch. Althugh now I think about it i could go for the whole Sword Coast Siesta thing.

 

EDIT:

I don't suppose that when you level up you get a 'fart freshener' blessing from your god?

Edited May 4, 2010 by Walsingham

[WorstUsernameEver]

Well, I could try changin' diet and farting far from you.

[I want teh kotor 3]

So... Do we know the edition yet?

[Walsingham]

  WorstUsernameEver said:

Well, I could try changin' diet and farting far from you.

 

Nah it's ok. Let's go with you carrying me after lunch.

[WorstUsernameEver]

  Walsingham said:

  WorstUsernameEver said:

Well, I could try changin' diet and farting far from you.

 

Nah it's ok. Let's go with you carrying me after lunch.

 

As long as you're comfortable about staying in my backpack near a gas trap and a bandit's severed head, no problem for me.

[Blank]

After the vote, it's 3-2, winner is 2.5e. (My vote counts for 2 since I'll be using the rules the most as DM). I'll look for free, legal resources you guys can find online. For now, I'll start sending each of you the information for the builds of the characters you selected. This may take a little time though, so please be patient. Rough time-frame for starting the game, May 15th.

 

I approve of the half-orc cleric for worstusername. Though quirky, the game allows for such a selection. When you guys meet up in game, you will be the craziest looking bunch.

[Tigranes]

Coolies, sounds great!

[Deadly_Nightshade]

  Blank said:

I approve of the half-orc cleric for worstusername.

 

Is my idea oked or do I need to think up another character? If all is well I'll write up the backstory and have it to you by the end of this week, if not I'll come up with a new race/class combination.

[Blank]

  Deadly_Nightshade said:

  Blank said:

I approve of the half-orc cleric for worstusername.

 

Is my idea oked or do I need to think up another character? If all is well I'll write up the backstory and have it to you by the end of this week, if not I'll come up with a new race/class combination.

The Tiefling Rogue? Accepted.

[Deadly_Nightshade]

  Blank said:

The Tiefling Rogue? Accepted.

 

Thanks for the information, I'll get you the write-up as soon as it's done.

[I want teh kotor 3]

What about my Dwarf fighter?

 

Come to think about it, that seems rather bland in the midst of these other combos... Oh well...

[Trenitay]

Wait a second, do I have to write my own backstory?

[Tigranes]

So half-orc cleric, tiefling rogue, dwarf rogue, gnome illusionist and another mage?

 

All it takes is one iron golem...

[WorstUsernameEver]

  Tigranes said:

So half-orc cleric, tiefling rogue, dwarf rogue, gnome illusionist and another mage?

 

All it takes is one iron golem...

 

And apparently we have a dwarf warrior too. We still don't know if he's sane though.

 

@Blank : I'll try to come up with a decently written backstory this week (I already have most of the backstory in mind, the problem is writing it in comprehensible english ), if I don't manage to send it to you this week it'll be early next week.

[Walsingham]

  Tigranes said:

So half-orc cleric, tiefling rogue, dwarf rogue, gnome illusionist and another mage?

 

All it takes is one iron golem...

 

It's OK. I can disguise the golem as a chicken.

[Oner]

  Walsingham said:

It's OK. I can disguise the golem as a chicken.

But can you disguise a chicken as a golem?

[Walsingham]

  Oner said:

  Walsingham said:

It's OK. I can disguise the golem as a chicken.

But can you disguise a chicken as a golem?

 

That's a crazy idea. You want iron golem soup?

[SirPetrakus]

Ah crap! I missed this whole thread! I would love to play 2,5 with you guys. I have all the core books right behind me in my book case and even have a DragonLance Campaign setting! Hey, maybe I could play a dense fighter named Odysseas. Oh wait ...

[Deadly_Nightshade]

  SirPetrakus said:

I would love to play 2,5 with you guys.

 

Ask Blank, he said he might be willing to let another person join.

[Oner]

  Walsingham said:

  Oner said:

  Walsingham said:

It's OK. I can disguise the golem as a chicken.

But can you disguise a chicken as a golem?

 

That's a crazy idea. You want iron golem soup?

You mean crazy awesome. Golem-terror with the weight of a single chicken.

[Walsingham]

  Oner said:

  Walsingham said:

  Oner said:

  Walsingham said:

It's OK. I can disguise the golem as a chicken.

But can you disguise a chicken as a golem?

 

That's a crazy idea. You want iron golem soup?

You mean crazy awesome. Golem-terror with the weight of a single chicken.

 

Good point. I'll start finding chickens. You get ready to get us out of any sticky situation by punching 'golems' unconscious.

[Oner]

  Walsingham said:

Good point. I'll start finding chickens. You get ready to get us out of any sticky situation by punching 'golems' unconscious.

Take a background like Spirits' Goodwill or something, and I'll send you PMs. Edited May 6, 2010 by Oner

[Blank]

  awsomeness said:

Wait a second, do I have to write my own backstory?

Yes. PM me your backstory, which would include relevant life information like the major events in your character's past, previous employment experiences, and reasons for being in Northwestern Faerun. This is between you and the DM. The others will only know if you make their characters privy to the information in the game.

 

  Worstusernameever said:

I'll try to come up with a decently written backstory this week (I already have most of the backstory in mind, the problem is writing it in comprehensible english *ermm* ), if I don't manage to send it to you this week it'll be early next week.

It doesn't have to be an essay. Simple English to get your ideas across to me is fine I'll ask for clarification if anything seems confusing or needs to be exposited for the game.

 

  i want teh kotor 3 said:

What about my Dwarf fighter?

 

Come to think about it, that seems rather bland in the midst of these other combos... Oh well...

That's splendid actually. You'll balance things out this way. Everyone else will get pwnt by the iron golem I'll set up at the end of act I.

Edited May 7, 2010 by Blank

[Trenitay]

Not if I use him as a shield.