WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Screw this project, I want a giant moon laser! "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Purkake Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Screw this project, I want a giant moon laser! Surely you mean a giant moon "laser"?
Walsingham Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Who the hell would nerve gas a mouse? If the mouse looked like that, who the hell wouldn't? I'm assuming he didn't before he got gassed. Maybe he looked really scary. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Meshugger Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Come to think of it, i actually own a piece of land on the moon. Hopefully i will be able to visit it within my lifetime. Or even better, i could make some serious cash by leasing it to some prospective entrepreneurs. After all, it is pretty near the Apollo 11 site. Maybe they will build a themepark there or something. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Meshugger Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 You do know that it was a scam right? Hah, that's a matter for the courts! "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Guard Dog Posted December 10, 2009 Author Posted December 10, 2009 You do know that it was a scam right? Hah, that's a matter for the courts! Not to give you any ideas here, but: http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9707/24/yemen.mars/ "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Walsingham Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 Speaking of scams, did yu read about that guy the NYPD tried to arrest for 'aggressive begging'? He opened fire on them with a ****ing MAC-10! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Killian Kalthorne Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 Yeah, then got himself killed. In another forum we were having a debate about gun control and several of the buggers there think it would be a good idea to have everyone packing a gun. I could just imagine what would happen if everyone near the shootout had a gun. It would have been a free for all with a lot more dead. "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
Walsingham Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 Yeah, then got himself killed. In another forum we were having a debate about gun control and several of the buggers there think it would be a good idea to have everyone packing a gun. I could just imagine what would happen if everyone near the shootout had a gun. It would have been a free for all with a lot more dead. With great personal reluctance I have to agree. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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