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Ok, I had never heard of that. Sounds interesting! They compare it to Silent Storm in the description and since that's one of the only two tactical RPG's I've ever liked, it piqued my interest.

 

Someone buy it and review it for us!

 

Oh, and it's made by some Russian company so expect hilariously bad voice overs and dialogues.

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

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Yet another delightfully bad translation work, apparently. Even the summary features awkward grammar that's a staple of the genre.

 

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[...]Considering the meteorite peril survived personnel of Assimilate Planet Yourself (APY) was evacuated immediately. Investigations aimed to bring in a verdict of guilty for consequences of assimilation of that dangerous planet lasted for several terrestrial years

 

The game looks fun, though.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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Yet another delightfully bad translation work, apparently. Even the summary features awkward grammar that's a staple of the genre.

 

Prehistory

 

[...]Considering the meteorite peril survived personnel of Assimilate Planet Yourself (APY) was evacuated immediately.

 

The game looks fun, though.

So, because of the meteorite peril, they were given enemas ?

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

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Ok, I had never heard of that. Sounds interesting! They compare it to Silent Storm in the description and since that's one of the only two tactical RPG's I've ever liked, it piqued my interest.

 

Silent Storm RPG?? :x

 

It has RPG-Elements like professions with skill-trees, levels and a perk every level, but it's even less of a RPG than Fallout:Tactics is and that isn't really a RPG. I thought it was a really yawnsome experience to play Silent Storm, so maybe I slept through the 'RPG' or there wasn't any.

 

Oh, and it's made by some Russian company so expect hilariously bad voice overs and dialogues.

 

I definitely consider that a quality. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is really refreshing because of the russian accent and all the russian singing and chatting by the npc's in the game. More of that, PLEASE!! :x

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Silent Storm RPG?? ;(

I'm sorry, but.. do you honestly think anyone gives a **** what you call it? And why do people never tire of the "that's not an RPG!" argument? It got old BEFORE the first few hundred times.

Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

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