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How about equating you to Sean Connery in a red thong and thigh boots? Because that's how I will picture you now, forever and ever. Zed.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?

Thanks for the awesome avatar Jorian!

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How about feeling apathy instead?

But... apathy is death!

This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.

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I thought it went "Poor human, who invented you? Is God in showbusiness too?", don't know where I got that from, but in my head it's in Vincent Price's voice.

"Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan

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How about feeling apathy instead?

But... apathy is death!

 

Who cares?

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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