PETITION: PLEASE CHANGE THE NO GAY LOVE INTEREST DESIGN

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Don't forget the lesbians toooooo!!!!1!!!!11!

How exactly is a game where you must play a male going to involve lesbian romantic stories, without resulting in it being impossible to nail "all the chicks"?

 

Huh?

 

Yeah, that's right. It can't.

 

Threesome.

 

That is all.

[Cycloneman]

Threesome.

 

That is all.

Then they aren't lesbians, duh.

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

You know what? Gay romance is also overused!

 

I say we get furry romance and yiff scenes. They can't be forgotten either!

[themadhatter114]

Threesome.

 

That is all.

Then they aren't lesbians, duh.

 

One of them could be.

[Cycloneman]

One of them could be.

Then it's not a threesome.

Edited August 1, 2008 by Cycloneman

[themadhatter114]

One of them could be.

Then it's not a threesome.

 

I'm sure the girl in the middle would disagree.

Edited August 1, 2008 by themadhatter114

[Walsingham]

I'm confused. I think you guys have some pretty strange notions about gay men ambushing people. I mean sure, if you canoe up to them wearing a rubber waistcoat

 

 

 

Then there could be a misunderstanding. But gay men don't simply drop on people like cougars.

[jaguars4ever]

Lesbianism always makes a game better.

 

I mean, name one game that wasn't made better by the inclusion of lesbians. See? You can't.

Not only is this statement unequivocally, unconditionally true, but lesbianism is also the only known instrumentality that can make vampire sex ala Bloodlines and nurses (that's plural!!) sex ala Witcher even better.

 

Note however, the Doctrine of Lesbiantasticness CANNOT be vicariously imputed to gayness, as the schlong variables (hereby abbreviated variable S) cannot substitute for boobies for want of equation balancing:

 

Pixelaciousness = x * (b00bies);

 

Given that pixelaciousness is directly proportional to number of b00bies, lesbianism proffers not one, but TWO, pairs for a net total of FOUR b00bies.

 

Gayness on the other hand substitutes the aforementioned Quad Boob Setup for 2 pairs of variable S, for a net total of ZERO b00bies.

 

Thusly, the lesbianism quantity contains a greater amount of pixelaciousness than gayness, whereupon the universe falls into balance where men are men, women are grateful, Rodians are innocent victims of circumstance, and Wookiee harboring Correlian smugglers are nothing more than cold-blooded pre-meditated Greedo murderers.

[Musopticon?]

Once again, Don Jags wins Teh Internets.

[H]

:awed:

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

The Science of B00bies

[Gfted1]

Once again, Don Jags wins Teh Internets.

 

Agreed. His logic is impenetrable.

[Joseph Bulock]

I'm confused. I think you guys have some pretty strange notions about gay men ambushing people. I mean sure, if you canoe up to them wearing a rubber waistcoat

 

 

 

Then there could be a misunderstanding. But gay men don't simply drop on people like cougars.

 

Cougars, on the other hand, are really good at ambushing. They buy you a drink, make you feel all young and strong, then...

 

Or did you mean the wild cat? Uhhh... yeah, me too...

[Pidesco]

Jags is, quite clearly, THE MAN.

[SirPetrakus]

What if the gay couple has man boobies?

[Patrick K Mills]

/signed

 

Wake up, Obs. It's not an RPG unless it has homoerotic encounters sprinkled through the game like land-mines.

 

Very fierce land-mines.

[Walsingham]

I'm confused. I think you guys have some pretty strange notions about gay men ambushing people. I mean sure, if you canoe up to them wearing a rubber waistcoat

 

 

 

Then there could be a misunderstanding. But gay men don't simply drop on people like cougars.

 

Cougars, on the other hand, are really good at ambushing. They buy you a drink, make you feel all young and strong, then...

 

Or did you mean the wild cat? Uhhh... yeah, me too...

 

Rowwwrrr.

[Wrath of Dagon]

/signed

 

Wake up, Obs. It's not an RPG unless it has homoerotic encounters sprinkled through the game like land-mines.

 

Very fierce land-mines.

So it's confirmed? AP is the first ever GRPG? Oh, wait, that's almost the same as a JRPG!

[Patrick K Mills]

/signed

 

Wake up, Obs. It's not an RPG unless it has homoerotic encounters sprinkled through the game like land-mines.

 

Very fierce land-mines.

So it's confirmed? AP is the first ever GRPG? Oh, wait, that's almost the same as a JRPG!

there is a joke to be made here but it involves a word i can't use on the forums

 

sorry!

[Wrath of Dagon]

Just use a blank space instead, we'll figure it out.

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Just use a blank space instead, we'll figure it out.

 

Blank spaces leave room for imgination, which is surprisingly a bad thing in this case.