WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Don't forget the lesbians toooooo!!!!1!!!!11! How exactly is a game where you must play a male going to involve lesbian romantic stories, without resulting in it being impossible to nail "all the chicks"? Huh? Yeah, that's right. It can't. Threesome. That is all. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cycloneman Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 Threesome. That is all. Then they aren't lesbians, duh. I don't post if I don't have anything to say, which I guess makes me better than the rest of your so-called "community." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 You know what? Gay romance is also overused! I say we get furry romance and yiff scenes. They can't be forgotten either! "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadhatter114 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Threesome. That is all. Then they aren't lesbians, duh. One of them could be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cycloneman Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) One of them could be. Then it's not a threesome. Edited August 1, 2008 by Cycloneman I don't post if I don't have anything to say, which I guess makes me better than the rest of your so-called "community." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadhatter114 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) One of them could be. Then it's not a threesome. I'm sure the girl in the middle would disagree. Edited August 1, 2008 by themadhatter114 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 I'm confused. I think you guys have some pretty strange notions about gay men ambushing people. I mean sure, if you canoe up to them wearing a rubber waistcoat Then there could be a misunderstanding. But gay men don't simply drop on people like cougars. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Lesbianism always makes a game better. I mean, name one game that wasn't made better by the inclusion of lesbians. See? You can't. Not only is this statement unequivocally, unconditionally true, but lesbianism is also the only known instrumentality that can make vampire sex ala Bloodlines and nurses (that's plural!!) sex ala Witcher even better. Note however, the Doctrine of Lesbiantasticness CANNOT be vicariously imputed to gayness, as the schlong variables (hereby abbreviated variable S) cannot substitute for boobies for want of equation balancing: Pixelaciousness = x * (b00bies); Given that pixelaciousness is directly proportional to number of b00bies, lesbianism proffers not one, but TWO, pairs for a net total of FOUR b00bies. Gayness on the other hand substitutes the aforementioned Quad Boob Setup for 2 pairs of variable S, for a net total of ZERO b00bies. Thusly, the lesbianism quantity contains a greater amount of pixelaciousness than gayness, whereupon the universe falls into balance where men are men, women are grateful, Rodians are innocent victims of circumstance, and Wookiee harboring Correlian smugglers are nothing more than cold-blooded pre-meditated Greedo murderers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Once again, Don Jags wins Teh Internets. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 :awed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 The Science of B00bies "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Once again, Don Jags wins Teh Internets. Agreed. His logic is impenetrable. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Bulock Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 I'm confused. I think you guys have some pretty strange notions about gay men ambushing people. I mean sure, if you canoe up to them wearing a rubber waistcoat Then there could be a misunderstanding. But gay men don't simply drop on people like cougars. Cougars, on the other hand, are really good at ambushing. They buy you a drink, make you feel all young and strong, then... Or did you mean the wild cat? Uhhh... yeah, me too... My blood! He punched out all my blood! - Meet the Sandvich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Jags is, quite clearly, THE MAN. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirPetrakus Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 What if the gay couple has man boobies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick K Mills Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 /signed Wake up, Obs. It's not an RPG unless it has homoerotic encounters sprinkled through the game like land-mines. Very fierce land-mines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 I'm confused. I think you guys have some pretty strange notions about gay men ambushing people. I mean sure, if you canoe up to them wearing a rubber waistcoat Then there could be a misunderstanding. But gay men don't simply drop on people like cougars. Cougars, on the other hand, are really good at ambushing. They buy you a drink, make you feel all young and strong, then... Or did you mean the wild cat? Uhhh... yeah, me too... Rowwwrrr. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 /signed Wake up, Obs. It's not an RPG unless it has homoerotic encounters sprinkled through the game like land-mines. Very fierce land-mines. So it's confirmed? AP is the first ever GRPG? Oh, wait, that's almost the same as a JRPG! "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick K Mills Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 /signed Wake up, Obs. It's not an RPG unless it has homoerotic encounters sprinkled through the game like land-mines. Very fierce land-mines. So it's confirmed? AP is the first ever GRPG? Oh, wait, that's almost the same as a JRPG! there is a joke to be made here but it involves a word i can't use on the forums sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Just use a blank space instead, we'll figure it out. "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Just use a blank space instead, we'll figure it out. Blank spaces leave room for imgination, which is surprisingly a bad thing in this case. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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