WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Oh, dear. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albania To be fair, it's not that old. i am sure he just joked....he had to I haven't really memorized Europe's map, but yes, I know about Albania. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Tigranes Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Oh. Uh... Hrm. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Eh? Uh... 'k. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Walsingham Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 You want to live in Albania? Great Britain. I've warned you before! You'd hate it here. We have collective endeavour, Dunkirk spirit, and love the Navy.* *Lies! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Sand Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 But you have much better television. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
taks Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 I don't believe I've ever been referred to thusly. you're spending too much time in here and not getting out enough. taks comrade taks... just because.
tarna Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Greeks are fairly homophobic, that's all. From a country that valued the 'love of your fellow 'man' " above 'love of your country' ( I took 2 years of Latin ), this is funny as Hell. Anyone know what 'Greek sex' is?...Please don't elaborate as I have a weak stomach. Butt-pluggery goes back to beyond the times of 'Alexander the Great' ( one now wonders what 'The Great' actually meant ) . My daughter, who is the center of my Universe and is a carpet-muncher laugh like Hell over stuff like this. When my state finally pull it's head out of it's ass and quits monitoring it's citizens' bedrooms, I will be offering free marriage ceremonies to gays/lesbians. The reason my daughter hasn't 'married' in another state that offers homo marriage is because she wishes to wait until I can both 'walk her down the isle' and still act as Priest. BTW - the difference between gays and lesbians is that lesbians don't usually have a d*ck! Most of the dykes I've met have a problem being called 'gay'. Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value.
Fionavar Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 I believe that we have arrived at a time-out interlude in the sandbox ... The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
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