walkerguy Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 (edited) Funny ideas for Stargate Atlantis episodes... [Rate this on a scale= 1 bad * 5 great.] For best results, know your Atlantis history. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 7/2/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Silent But Deadly" The team's worst enemy the wraith launch a gas attack on Atlantis. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 7/9/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Curse of Lorne" Major Lorne is infected by a parasite and a harmful entity within his rectum curses the team. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 7/16/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Rodney's Hots" Rodney starts dating Dr. Keller, things get steamy. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 7/23/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "The Muirkin" Part 1 of 2. Sheppard discovers hostiles who smell terrible. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 7/30/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "The Muirkin" Part 2 of 2. Sheppard bathes the Muirkin and an alliance is made. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 8/6/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Woolsey Crazy" Mr. Woolsey is pocessed, leaves Atlantis, and robs a Genii bank. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 8/13/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Scots Losses" Becketts clone awakes from stasis but to stabilize he must transplant his voice box, trading it for Zelinka's accent. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 8/20/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Terror" When al-Queda takes over the SGC, the wraith step in to help. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 8/27/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Midway II" Part 1 of 2. Rodney starts to create a new Midway station, Teal'c comes to oversee. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 9/4/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Midway II" Part 2 of 2. The wraith attack the station and Ronan comes to help Teal'c defend it (AGAIN). Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 9/11/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "R2-D2" Sheppard discovers Ancient astromech droids and dubs one R2-D2. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 9/18/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Droid Rescue" An astromech droid defends stunned Woolsey, killing over a hundred wraith aboard a hive ship. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 9/25/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Enterprise" Rodney finds another Aurora-class battleship and dubs it the Enterprise. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 10/2/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Doctor Wier" Another Replicator Wier shows up. Whoa. I think I'm done for now. Rate this on a scale= 1 bad * 5 great. Edited March 11, 2008 by walkerguy Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 'When al-Queda takes over the SGC, the wraith step in to help.' ROFL (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 One thing that gets me is the whole declaration of "Off World Activation!" Of course it is off world. Why do they need to declare it every single time the gate activates? Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 10/9/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Hijackers" Al-queda hijacks the Deadleaus. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 10/16/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Strike" Using the Deadleaus, al-Queda attacks the wraith and Atlantis is convinced to defend. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 10/23/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Diversion" Sheppard goes to Afghanistan and captures Bin Laden. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 10/30/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Be all my Bombings Rememberd" Al-queda destroys the Deadleaus before they can be captured. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 11/6/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "The First Man" Sheppard hits another solar flare while in the Stargate and goes into the past while Atlantis was under construction. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 11/13/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Genii the Outlaws" The Genii rob 500 banks on Earth of their gold and riches. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 11/20/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Stargate Away" Rodney accidentially knocks an orbiting Stargate into a ground based Stargate which goes through to Earth and lands in New York City. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 11/27/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Rats" When a Stargate landed in NYC, rats traveled through to Atlantis and harm the wellfare of everyone there. Stargate Atlantis Series/Special Original Air Date 12/4/08 Joe Flanigan, Robert Picardo, David Hewlett. "Solutions" In an effort to help save humans, the wraith help Rodney find a way so feeding can be done on the rats. <END> Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 One thing that gets me is the whole declaration of "Off World Activation!" Of course it is off world. Why do they need to declare it every single time the gate activates? Because its an unscheduled activation and they never know who it is so they warn everyone, the security team comes, and they can read the IDC and decide whether they should lower the shields preventing anyone from passing or whether they should not do so. Its basically protocol, you know. Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 (edited) Why don't they simple say "Unscheduled Activation" since it is already known that it is off world. Edited March 11, 2008 by Sand Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 The DHD dialing device could of been triggered from on Atlantis either by an ancinet device not fully understood or by a malfunction, so if its found to have been activated via off-world DHD, that is also announced along with fact that its unscheduled. Nearly all dialing is unscheduled except for weekly reports to the SGC, too. Usually SG teams simply come back when they need to. Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 (edited) "The Last Man" (already aired) spoilers [hi-light] Woolsey: Well, seeing as your whole team besides yourself has been killed in the field, we're suspending all off-world teams. Roney McKay: Wait, Sheppard didn't die. Woolsey: Right... He was just sent 48,000 years into the future... I guess that makes him one of the lucky ones... spoilers Its pretty bad. My favorite new episode is season 4 finale of SGA. "The Last Man" Sheppard after a failed attempt to find Teyla, tries to return to Atlantis but goes 48,000 years into future. He finds a holgram of McKay that is interactive and makes McKay look like hes 60. Firstly, the child was born [Teyla's]. Teyla was found dead at a Micheal hideout. McKay then says Carter got a new ship. She worked hard with guerilla tactics against Micheal's fleet. Micheal eventually set an amush and she beamed the crew off board than comakazied 3 hive ships. Ronan ends up raising a private army but ends up suicide bombing a Micheal facility. The new leader ending up being Woolsey. (See first text) Keller couldn't continue treating people with the Hothan disease and she and Rodney left Atlantis to Earth on the Deadleaus. They fall in love over 3 weeks of hyperspace. Keller gets Hoth disease and dies. McKay, in dispair, suddenly gets idea to bring Sheppard back. After 25 years, he finishes his work and with then General Lorne's permission he sets up a hologram for Sheppard. Sheppard finds the city not ocean, but desert and 120 degrees. He finds the holo, works with it/him and gets back to the present. Knowing which planet Teyla had died on, they travel there... Waiting for season 5 now... Edited March 12, 2008 by walkerguy Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 What annoys me to no end with SGA is that they end the season with a cliffhanger, knowing full well that it will be months before the next episode. Personally I like how Torchwood and Doctor Who does it. They have a string of episodes that sometimes intertwined with a single plot thread that comes together in the last 2 to 3 episodes, and the season concludes with no loose strings. Each season is self contained. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 What annoys me to no end with SGA is that they end the season with a cliffhanger, knowing full well that it will be months before the next episode. Personally I like how Torchwood and Doctor Who does it. They have a string of episodes that sometimes intertwined with a single plot thread that comes together in the last 2 to 3 episodes, and the season concludes with no loose strings. Each season is self contained. Yeah. I don't mind personally and thats not a "real SGA" problem. I mean, lots of shows do that kind of thing. Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 What annoys me to no end with SGA is that they end the season with a cliffhanger, knowing full well that it will be months before the next episode. Personally I like how Torchwood and Doctor Who does it. They have a string of episodes that sometimes intertwined with a single plot thread that comes together in the last 2 to 3 episodes, and the season concludes with no loose strings. Each season is self contained. I think you'll find ratings indicate cliff-hangers are a very successful strategy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Yes, but they are annoying. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 What annoys me to no end with SGA is that they end the season with a cliffhanger, knowing full well that it will be months before the next episode. Personally I like how Torchwood and Doctor Who does it. They have a string of episodes that sometimes intertwined with a single plot thread that comes together in the last 2 to 3 episodes, and the season concludes with no loose strings. Each season is self contained. I think you'll find ratings indicate cliff-hangers are a very successful strategy. I agree. They'll do better with the next season's premier because of the cliffhanger. Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Did you watch Dead Like Me? Dead Like Me was one of the best TV shows to come from the US in the last few years. I loved it, and was very disappointed it was cancelled. All this talk of Stargate and Atlantis has made me want to watch it. I just don't have enough sci-fi in my life these days. :sad: "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) Hey Steve, you heard they're making a Dead Like Me movie, then another series, right? EDIT: Would highly recommend Stargate. Watch the Stargate movie first, then try seasons 1 to 3 of SG1. If you like them, continue on. If you still want more, pick up Atlantis. Edited March 13, 2008 by Krezack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Hey Steve, you heard they're making a Dead Like Me movie, then another series, right? I actually cheered when I read that! The guy repairing the air conditioner got a bit of a shock, but I don't care. That's the best news I've had this week, and that's the truth. :) "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Hey Steve, you heard they're making a Dead Like Me movie, then another series, right? I actually cheered when I read that! The guy repairing the air conditioner got a bit of a shock, but I don't care. That's the best news I've had this week, and that's the truth. :) Damn straight, mate. I may have only been introduced to DLM this year, but I was very sad to only have 2 seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Hey Steve, you heard they're making a Dead Like Me movie, then another series, right? I actually cheered when I read that! The guy repairing the air conditioner got a bit of a shock, but I don't care. That's the best news I've had this week, and that's the truth. :) Poor A/C guy. Hey Krezack, have you seen Ark of Truth yet? Also I hope Atlantis beats Eureka for Sci-Fi's original series summer programming. Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Stargate Atlantis - Season 4 DVDs must not be out yet... Season 1,2,3 DVDs Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Yep, saw Ark of Truth. Loved it. All in all typical Stargate style, with lots of fun cameos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) EDIT: Why did the chicken cross into the stargate? Walkerguy and a wraith were going to KFC. McKay is sitting at the DHD, sipping coffee. All the sudden the gate recieves a wormhole. "Unsheduled off-world activation!" he yells. Suddenly, both Walkerguy and a wraith step through both looking for chicken and to feed... I have not seen Ark of Truth yet. Edited March 14, 2008 by walkerguy Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Looks like Stargate is getting an MMO. http://www.gamespot.com/news/6143410.html Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I was able to see Ark of Truth. It is of typical Stargate quality and I was not disappointed. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) Hey Steve, you heard they're making a Dead Like Me movie, then another series, right? YOU BETTER GIVE ME LINKS OR I WILL...FIND...YOU Edit: WHAT?! No Rube? Edited March 14, 2008 by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) SGA short version of theme - Use "save target as". Clicking on it didnt work for me. atlantis_end.mp3 Edited March 14, 2008 by walkerguy Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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