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I want to think you're joking, but it really isn't that much of a stretch for me to believe that you don't have a drivers license.

So one expected to own a driver's license as soon as possible, right?...

 

On topic: That's probably nothing for me, except as a reader. Also, "Huttge Umgev

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So one expected to own a driver's license as soon as possible, right?...

 

17 years isn't exactly as soon as possible.

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Judging from posting I quoted above, it is regarded as necessary to own one as soon as possible (or at all, as if one couldn't get old without a driver's license).

If 17 is "as soon as possible" probably depends on your country's laws, in mine it would be illegal to apply for one if under 18.

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No, what I meant was, Sand is 35, you can get your drivers license when you're 18, 35 - 18 = 17, so I was saying I wouldn't say 17 years is as soon as possible, meaning TPR isn't necessarily saying you should get your drivers license when you're 18, but that you'd think you'd have one at the age of 35, but since it's Sand, it's not a stretch to believe he doesn't have his license.

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I've gone on walks to local shopping centers that would take me across some European countries.

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With Hades living in the middle of no-where Iowa with no drivers license, why he has "cut-off from the rest of the world, only have my experience of playing RPGs to guide me" veiwpoints is starting to make more sense.

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You're all homos. And what do you think of the lovely explanation to what krotma means? :rolleyes:

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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You're all homos. And what do you think of the lovely explanation to what krotma means? :rolleyes:

I think there's two is in "indisputable"

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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I've written some humour before... but not the same kind. You wouldn't want me anyway.

 

Looked interesting, but I think I'll wait for a few articles to come along until I start reading it.

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When's the first issue Kaft?

 

 

I have some annoying work to do this week and th next, but i should be able to write more after that

 

 

 

..and if anyone has an article ida, then just giv me a toot and Ill set you up with a posting account thingie :)

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DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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