Walsingham Posted July 10, 2007 Posted July 10, 2007 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38827 Just a thought about how romance should work in game. After getting the girl the character is encouraged to spend skillpoints in areas such as 'sweater and career management'. There should also be subquests such as 'strolling in the park', and 'meeting the parents'. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Pop Posted July 10, 2007 Posted July 10, 2007 They should institute a minigame that kicks in every time the g/f asks if something makes her ass look fat, with the difficulty being determined by how much weight the object actually adds. Success yields a successful lie. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality!
Tale Posted July 10, 2007 Posted July 10, 2007 They should institute a minigame that kicks in every time the g/f asks if something makes her ass look fat, with the difficulty being determined by how much weight the object actually adds. Success yields a successful lie. I should be given the choice of beating her and telling her nobody else will love her for how fat she is. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Musopticon? Posted July 10, 2007 Posted July 10, 2007 (edited) "I've missed you "#playername#"!" "I haven't missed you, bitch." "That's mean. Will we have a walk in the park?" *#playername# stumbles off to beat storm titans* I don't terribly look forward to dating game mechanics in an rpg. Edited July 10, 2007 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
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