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Will there be crates?

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thepixiesrock
in Aliens RPG: Speculation & Discussion

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Human crates!

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Human crates with ninjas hidden in them, so when you destroy it a ninja jumps out and kicks you.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

:ermm:

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Or maybe Alien Ninja Monkeys in crates.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Now you are just being Cantousantly silly.

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Has anyone already pointed out that we need crates so the powerloaders have something to move?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Powerloaders are used to throw aliens out into space.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

Think about it. It would make perfect sense.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Stacking the xenomorphs with powerloaders, instead of storing them in tubes?

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Tubes are so tight and over crowding.

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What about explosive crates?

 

Just when you think you'll be opening a crate with weak equipment, BOOM! everyone dies.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Cannon fodder FTW!

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Explosive tubes!

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Does this mean internet is really one huge, ticking time-bomb destined to blow up and end all humanity? :)

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

:)

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Does this mean internet is really one huge, ticking time-bomb destined to blow up and end all humanity? :)

Only if I'm lucky.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Does this mean internet is really one huge, ticking time-bomb destined to blow up and end all humanity? :x

Nah, but think along the lines of Terminator 3.

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It's more of a poison which makes everyone go crazy than a bomb.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

poisonous tubes

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Hey what if the tube colony was in a giant crate?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

I am disgusted in the direction you people would take the almighty crates. Socrates would be sad.

Are you suggesting crates of hemlock?

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Crates that glow in the dark with radiated monkeys.

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Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed.

How about mutant crates, the ones with evil glowing eyes, mouthes made of large wooden splinters, and other evil stuff?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Exploding air vents, now were on to something. They shoukd drop loot and be replaced with a door.

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

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