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Paris Hilton is trying to use an online petition to claim she enlivens 'mundane' lives, and should thus be let off part of her jail term. Well, I think I speak for us all when I say that she annoys the bejeezus out of me, and moreover must make every honest working or hungry person the world over feel the same. I DEMAND that someone set up a petition to lobby the court to deny her petition. Let's hustle, people!

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What about a petition to have her sentence commuted to the death penalty?

 

And have her become a martyr?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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What about a petition to have her sentence commuted to the death penalty?

 

And have her become a martyr?

 

 

To who? Spoiled rich kids?

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What about a petition to have her sentence commuted to the death penalty?

 

And have her become a martyr?

 

 

To who? Spoiled rich kids?

 

Precisely. You want them getting all like spoiled middle class kids got about Kurt Cobain?

 

WHERE'S MY PETITION, dammit?!

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And here I thought this emergency meeting was called to plan a daring rescue of the esteemed Ms. Hilton from the joint.

 

Also, I was told there would be punch and pie.

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What about a petition to have her sentence commuted to the death penalty?

 

And have her become a martyr?

Have her forsake her inheritence and get a job to support herself. Welocme to the real world honey!

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I say we kidnap her and dump her off at the Afganistan/Pakistan border with a half filled canteen of Jack Daniels and a double barrel shotgun with no ammo. That'll teach her.

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If we kidnap her, just let me keep her. I'm sure I could put her to work.

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I say we kidnap her and dump her off at the Afganistan/Pakistan border with a half filled canteen of Jack Daniels and a double barrel shotgun with no ammo. That'll teach her.

 

Given the history Afghanistan has for making us 'reap the whirlwind' we al know we could expect in five years some kind of size zero insurgency.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Spending dad's money for the rest of your life, doesen't sound like a bad gig. Anyway she gets points for making a porno flick for no reason at all.

She didn't make it; she was the victim of the male star. I suspect that those that knew her socially were just trying to share their own observations with the rest of society, namely she is a cheap trollop, despite having more cash than she can spend in two lifetimes.

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Good riddance. Rich inheritance people annoy me.

 

Then I gues you won't be wanting this.... Give me a break anyone would accept an inheritance. Don't despise people for that. Despise them for doing nothing whatsoever constructive with all the free time and money.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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If we kidnap her, just let me keep her. I'm sure I could put her to work.

I say we give her a ten year penalty if she doesn't shut up and offer 3/4 of her fortune to people who actually need it.

 

And get a job. Seriously.

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Despise them for doing nothing whatsoever constructive with all the free time and money.

 

And yet that is your typical inheritance, and that is what annoys me. That and attitude.

 

Well, that is true. I shan't deny I know many men and women who are that way.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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