Walsingham Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6261427.stm Chickens have become 'biofactories'. Surely this makes a mockery of claims against gengineering, and the bleating of animal rights extremists when we see stuff like this being done? These drugs may arrive too late for our my generation, but there is that hope. I mean, hell, I sponsored one of those oxfam goats for the third world. Imagine if it gave people not just milk, but anti-HIV and anti-malarial medicine! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Sand Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 That would so kickarse. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"
Laozi Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 This is the beginning of the end for mankind, and the harbinger of the Ultra-mega Chicken People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
Tale Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 I, for one, wholeheartedly welcome our new Chicken overlords. It's about time someone wiped humanity from the table, except me, and took proper control of the world. While also giving me a nice cushy job that pays well and has little actual work required. ALL HAIL THE CHICKENS! "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
metadigital Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 It won't work ... the chickens are onto you. " OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Musopticon? Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 wiped humanity from the table, except me CHICKENS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So you like to get fluffy? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Musopticon? Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 You know, pointing the obvious is still considered stupid here, which is why your zing fails. Anyway, I found the news amazing, not actually benevolent in appearance, but amazing. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Musopticon? Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 Very nice, unintentionally poignant, Revan_Returns. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Purgatorio Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 "The idea of producing the proteins involved in treatments of flocks of laying hens means they can produce in bulk, they can produce cheaply and indeed the raw material for this production system is quite literally chicken feed." Simplistic to say for chicken feed, with all the Bio-Security it's really quite expensive. Roslin has bred some 500 modified birds. Their existence is the result of more than 15 years' work by the lead scientist on the project, Dr Helen Sang. "Bred" meaning: selective breeding, not genetically engineered god playing. It's just a genetic trait so the fundies can go [insert pun] themselves. Perhaps humanity should evolve, but if it makes it easier and cheaper, then I see nothing wrong with it. Will this be another religious debate? Or a thread for witless retort? S.A.S.I.S.P.G.M.D.G.S.M.B.
SteveThaiBinh Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 I look forward to purchasing free-range aspirin. The genetic engineering and general scientific interference takes place at the embryo stage before the chicken is a living being, so I don't think there's much for animal welfare activists to be concerned about. This is really good news, albeit for the future rather than for the present, but I think it's another reason why developing countries are right to devote part of their wealth to hi-tech industries and research; just as India was able to manufacture generic anti-retroviral drugs, so the developing world will be able to access this technology and circumvent the Western patent-holders, and more power to them. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Walsingham Posted January 15, 2007 Author Posted January 15, 2007 I, for one, wholeheartedly welcome our new Chicken overlords. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Class. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
metadigital Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 I look forward to purchasing free-range aspirin. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would just like to applaud this witty summation of the key points. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Gfted1 Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 Interesting article. Some of the birds have been engineered to lay eggs that contain miR24, a type of antibody with potential for treating malignant melanoma, a form of skin cancer. Others produce human interferon b-1a, which can be used to stop viruses replicating in cells. As an aside, I wonder if something like this would stunt human evolution. IIRC, arent viral interations critical in causing our DNA to adapt and evolve? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Tale Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 (edited) Evolution is probably more largely influenced by phenotype than genotype. Both contribute, but phenotype is more distinct. Edited January 15, 2007 by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
metadigital Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 Interesting article. Some of the birds have been engineered to lay eggs that contain miR24, a type of antibody with potential for treating malignant melanoma, a form of skin cancer. Others produce human interferon b-1a, which can be used to stop viruses replicating in cells. As an aside, I wonder if something like this would stunt human evolution. IIRC, arent viral interations critical in causing our DNA to adapt and evolve? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hard to say for sure; certainly there is evidence of viral DNA that has been assimilated into the human genome. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Archmonarch Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Considering that I am very strongly considering going into Synthetic Biology, this is right up my alley. Appreciate it. And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had
Colrom Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Well the human hive is certainly working to metamorph into something else. Evidently chickens will have an important role to play! As dark is the absence of light, so evil is the absence of good. If you would destroy evil, do good. Evil cannot be perfected. Thank God.
Blarghagh Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Bio-engineering always makes me think of GenPets. http://www.genpets.com/index.php
Walsingham Posted January 16, 2007 Author Posted January 16, 2007 human hive = ewwww... Has anyone else read the book by Frank Herbert on that point? Scary. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
metadigital Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Nope. Is it humanity becoming more like a hive or ant nest, the metaphor being that the whole organisationism is more than the sum of its parts, and strictly regulates how many of each type of component (or role) that the members occupy to keep it optimally operational? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Walsingham Posted January 16, 2007 Author Posted January 16, 2007 Oh. And I've come up with an even better idea. A chicken that lays exploding eggs. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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