WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 My boss just called and he wants to know whos smoking dope. lol He was piss drunk, and threatened to fire everybody to just bring in a couple new guys if nobody will fess up. He called one guy out lets say his name is dervid to keep it secret. Dervid is a douche bag, he says christian this christian that. He got a blowjob from the cleaning lady while his wife was pregnant, he does less work then everybody else, and complains, did i mention bitch? Well none the less i told my boss nothing. The guy has a new born now with his wife so who am i to get him fired?hmm So i called one of my good friends and he got drunk with the boss today and TOLD HIM that Dave smokes pot! Tommarow morning should be interesting! Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 :crazy: Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I don't know, this thread seems like it has a whole lot of potential. And I take it Dervid is Dave? Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 I don't know, this thread seems like it has a whole lot of potential. And I take it Dervid is Dave? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> DOH! ohwell. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nartwak Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Nobody cares about your personal life. Get a livejournal or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Dave does sound like a douchebag, doesn't he? Does your boss provide medical benefits? Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Your boss must be jealous because he didn't get any weed. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 Dave does sound like a douchebag, doesn't he? Does your boss provide medical benefits? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope, my boss thinks there a hassle, and expensive... Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 More importantly, does your cleaninglady give blowjobs to people other than David. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 Your boss must be jealous because he didn't get any weed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I jus think its hilarious that my BOSS is calling me at 9 at night piss drunk wanting to know whos gots the weed! Which is worse, weed or alcohol? Subjective, i do neither btw. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 More importantly, does your cleaninglady give blowjobs to people other than David. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He took the cleaning lady to McDonalds and got her a bigmac, and thats what it took for him to get e bj'er! The lady looked like she would do it for a bigmac too... I advise you not too. You'd feel guilty after Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 I should go in and tomarrow and Say "High" to everyone. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weiser_Cain Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Why are you telling us this? Yaw devs, Yaw!!! ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 Why are you telling us this? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :'( Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I'm glad you told us. I'm glad this thread is here. Buck up Withteeth. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 awfully cynical crowd tonight. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Drabek Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I thought it was funny. I know I would be surprised if my employer made that phone call to me. But nobody smokes dope at my work (or so I think...), so it probably wouldn't happen. baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 I thought it was funny. I know I would be surprised if my employer made that phone call to me. But nobody smokes dope at my work (or so I think...), so it probably wouldn't happen. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Especially since he was drunk, asking me repeatedly, threatening to fire people. I'm kinda disappointed in my friend for telling my boss who smokes, making me look like a liar. Lying isn't a sin and its not always bad! oh well, my boss was just on a drunk tirade. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I thought it was funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm just tipsy enough to agree with you on that. It would be helpful to know what type of business Mr. TEETH works at. Office? Retail? Construction? etc. (I doubt that it's the latter, since the clear answer to the boss' question in that case would be "everybody!") Plus, we can't have the thread close before we find out what happens to Derwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 Contruction Ill tell what happens tomorrow when i find out. Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 You know who could sort all of this out? Chris the jedi killer. We need that guy, stat!! He's the expert on all things drinkin and smokin, you know. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 and maybe after that he could recite some quotes from Halloween H20? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Why would your boss call you when drunk? That makes no sense. My boss wouldn't call me unless it was a "store burning down" emergency. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Life at night on the internet. *shakes head* Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Why would your boss call you when drunk? That makes no sense. My boss wouldn't call me unless it was a "store burning down" emergency. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> luckey Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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