roshan Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ier_donkey_dc_1 Desperate Afghan Makes an Ass Out of Himself Tue Mar 16,10:18 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! KABUL (Reuters) - A frustrated Afghan soldier who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey, police said Tuesday. The soldier, who was not identified, was detained for several days last week after a young boy spotted him with the animal in an abandoned house in the southeastern town of Gardez. "The man insisted he had no other choice but the donkey because he could not afford to pay a dowry to get married," a local police officer told Reuters. The man had since been released without charge, he said. In many parts of Afghanistan (news - web sites) men must pay at least $3,000 to the parents of their prospective bride, making marriage difficult for many in a country where the average annual income is only a few hundred dollars. Under the strict Islamic rule of the fundamentalist Taliban regime overthrown in 2001, sex outside of marriage or bestiality were punished by stoning to death or flogging. :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 ................ DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripleRRR Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 TripleRRR Using a gamepad to control an FPS is like trying to fight evil through maple syrup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 :ph34r: “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 i read that a few days ago and i was like Staring into space during school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roshan Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 I dont get how the hell one can find a donkey(of all the f***ing things) sexually attractive!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craftsman Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neriana Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Well, at least he wasn't doing the normal Afghan soldier thing. Better to rape donkeys than women. Couldn't he find a sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Was it at least a "She" Donkey ? “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 *shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 The $3k dowry really is hideously expensive considering the average wages earned. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Was it at least a "She" Donkey ? How do you know that? :ph34r: I don't, thats why I ask. I do prefer female homo sapiens myself “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opus131 Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 So, are they going to stone him or not ?!? BTW, isn't masturbation prohibited as well ?!? Opus131 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petor23 Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Well, they aren't under taleban anymore (unless I imagined the last 3 years) so that doesn't apply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 It confounds me that if he needed it so much, he didn't simply ****. How could you arouse yourself naked next to a donkey? Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripleRRR Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 I doubt very much that we want to know. TripleRRR Using a gamepad to control an FPS is like trying to fight evil through maple syrup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colrom Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Examples of beastiality mostly haven't been reported in English speaking countries. But now occurances in a Muslim country are worth international exposure. Hmmm. What could be behind this new interest in keeping us informed? Do you think we are likely now to be bombarded with a timely spate of stories about the twisted misbehaviors of frustrated Kansas farm boys? As dark is the absence of light, so evil is the absence of good. If you would destroy evil, do good. Evil cannot be perfected. Thank God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 It confounds me that if he needed it so much, he didn't simply ****. How could you arouse yourself naked next to a donkey? All he saw was a naked "ass" ? “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegeri Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Ho ho ho Gorth. Ho ho ho. Boss: You're fired. Me: Ummm will you let me have my job if I dance for you? Boss: No, I don't think so- Me: JUST LET ME DANCE *Dances* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roshan Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 Afghans are a ver primitve people. They are still divided into various tribes which fight each other. Not only is there tribal warfare but there is also religious fundamentalism, terrorism, ethnic warfare/genocide, repression of women, no economy/industry and no agriculture except drugs etc. Afghanistan is probably the most savage place there is so its no wonder they would have a scoop of bestiality too. All afghanistan needs is some human sacrifice and cannibalism and it would be a pre stone age society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opus131 Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Afghans are a ver primitve people. They are still divided into various tribes which fight each other. Not only is there tribal warfare but there is also religious fundamentalism, terrorism, ethnic warfare/genocide, repression of women, no economy/industry and no agriculture except drugs etc. Afghanistan is probably the most savage place there is so its no wonder they would have a scoop of bestiality too. All afghanistan needs is some human sacrifice and cannibalism and it would be a pre stone age society. Er..., bestialiaty is all too common EVERYWHERE... Opus131 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roshan Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 Are you sure about that? For some reason I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Come to my place and you'd doubt no more. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roshan Posted April 22, 2004 Author Share Posted April 22, 2004 Knowing you do I doubt that there isnt bestiality going on in your place..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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