Baley Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 After Billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Baley has become more absurd since I last was here. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 You mean more improved, right? This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigboy2 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 After Billy "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 I wonder if anyone has to salute the ferret? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigboy2 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 I wonder if anyone has to salute the ferret? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only if you're lower in rank than it. "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 You mean more improved, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absurd=improved. They're synonyms. I once saluted a ferret. That was a fun weekend. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigboy2 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 You mean more improved, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absurd=improved. They're synonyms. I once saluted a ferret. That was a fun weekend. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Also a drunk one. "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 (edited) $55,000 a year? Are they feeding these things gold? And why in god's name would you have your soldiers salute a goat? Or a ferret? Or any other animal? ...aside from the queen? " Edited June 25, 2006 by LoneWolf16 I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Goats. Serious business. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 $55,000 a year? Are they feeding these things gold? And why in god's name would you have your soldiers salute a goat? Or a ferret? Or any other animal? ...aside from the queen? " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, the point of the mascot is to give the soldiers a symbol of the sovereign / administration's authority. A corporeal manifestation of such intangible concepts as honor, glory and respect. Or something. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 It's a goat. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Do I have to do the lewd comment about welsh and goats? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Do I have to do the lewd comment about welsh and goats? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YES! (w00t) DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ok! Welsh are *fond of sheep in a non-carnal fashion. Like they are of toast. And leeks*! EDITED BY WALSINGHAM FOR LEWD CONTENT kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 In that Army insignia... I just realised the lion is sticking his tongue out. I wonder how long that has been like that? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Now it doesn't make any sense. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 $55,000 a year? Are they feeding these things gold? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hazard pay I guess People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 ... It was an encompassing figure for all the mascots. /killjoy OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Oh People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Now it doesn't make any sense. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You say that like my own posts make any sense. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Like the goat really cares that it's been demoted. I can see it whining to its friends about the demotion after work in the billy goat bar. R00fles! DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 But it won't feel all the love and respect from the Tommies! I wonder if there is a remedial programme for demoted mascots, or if they just get a new one ...? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 I think their CO should have eaten the goat. Would have sent in indirect but highly disturbing message to all ranks. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 I'm just glad it wasn't a bunny - imagine the bodycount then... Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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