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British Demote Goat After It Marches Out Of Line

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Baley has become more absurd since I last was here.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

You mean more improved, right?

This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

I wonder if anyone has to salute the ferret?

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I wonder if anyone has to salute the ferret?

Only if you're lower in rank than it.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

You mean more improved, right?

Absurd=improved. They're synonyms.

 

I once saluted a ferret. That was a fun weekend.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

You mean more improved, right?

Absurd=improved. They're synonyms.

 

I once saluted a ferret. That was a fun weekend.

Also a drunk one.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

$55,000 a year? Are they feeding these things gold? :lol:

 

And why in god's name would you have your soldiers salute a goat? Or a ferret? Or any other animal?

 

...aside from the queen? ;)"

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I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Goats. Serious business.

Spreading beauty with my katana.

$55,000 a year? Are they feeding these things gold? :lol:

 

And why in god's name would you have your soldiers salute a goat? Or a ferret? Or any other animal?

 

...aside from the queen?  ;)"

Actually, the point of the mascot is to give the soldiers a symbol of the sovereign / administration's authority.

 

A corporeal manifestation of such intangible concepts as honor, glory and respect.

 

Or something.

 

:p

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It's a goat.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Do I have to do the lewd comment about welsh and goats?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Do I have to do the lewd comment about welsh and goats?

YES! (w00t)

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

ok!

 

Welsh are *fond of sheep in a non-carnal fashion. Like they are of toast. And leeks*!

 

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

In that Army insignia... I just realised the lion is sticking his tongue out. I wonder how long that has been like that?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Now it doesn't make any sense. :rolleyes:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

$55,000 a year? Are they feeding these things gold? :rolleyes:

 

 

Hazard pay I guess

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

... It was an encompassing figure for all the mascots. /killjoy

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Oh :lol:

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

Now it doesn't make any sense. :shifty:

 

You say that like my own posts make any sense. :-

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Like the goat really cares that it's been demoted. I can see it whining to its friends about the demotion after work in the billy goat bar.

 

R00fles!

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

But it won't feel all the love and respect from the Tommies!

 

I wonder if there is a remedial programme for demoted mascots, or if they just get a new one ...?

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I think their CO should have eaten the goat. Would have sent in indirect but highly disturbing message to all ranks.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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