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'Cause Michael Jackson bugs her? Haha! See? BUGS! Haha. It's a pun. Vey funny. Don't mind me.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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'Cause Michael Jackson bugs her? Haha! See? BUGS! Haha. It's a pun. Vey funny. Don't mind me.

Not sure why, but I suddenly find myself possessed with an all consuming homicidal urge. :thumbsup:

 

Completely unrelated to the above post, I'm sure. 100% positive. Without a doubt. Certain to an almost ridiculous degree.

 

 

 

 

Ok, it's the post. :ph34r: j/k dude

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I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Oh, no worries. I mean it's not like a little homicide ever hurt anyone.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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Well, except the homicidee.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Who cares what they think, they're dead.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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I don't hide human body parts in my pillow, if that's what you're trying to imply.

 

In fact, I have no idea whatsoever you're talking about.

 

 

Which body parts do you think are more comfortable to lie your head on? Personally, I think thighs are best.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Buttocks.

It's comfy alright, but it also farts. :thumbsup:

 

 

Not if they're alone inside a pillow!

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Well, female breasts are okay too. But they're best when accompanied by a head, so that you can lie with your head just under her chin and feel the breasts more like against your neck. That rocks. Get me one of those pillows.

^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God

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Well, female breasts are okay too. But they're best when accompanied by a head, so that you can lie with your head just under her chin and feel the breasts more like against your neck. That rocks. Get me one of those pillows.

I was pretty sure they are already on the market and after a quick google search:

 

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'Cause Michael Jackson bugs her? Haha! See? BUGS! Haha. It's a pun. Vey funny. Don't mind me.

No, it's the dust mask he likes to wear. I envision him sleeping with the things on.

But he does bug me...haha.

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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