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If you die and discover there is a God,

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As sad as that sounded, I still grinned. :">

You better not **** with me.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

As sad as that sounded, I still grinned. :">

I couldn't help it either. :ermm:

 

And I'd ask God why all the big things in life tend to turn out poorly when the little inconsequential things go perfectly.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

You better not **** with me.

Burn-in-hell guy wouldn't like that at all. :ermm:

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Jesus saves!

Jesus saves!

 

But Rooney scores on the rebound. :ermm:

 

(substitute satan for Rooney if you so wish).

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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Jesus saves!

Just not the gays!

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Gays are the spawn of the great Satan!

 

 

Down you go! Err that didn't sound right. :ermm:

Hmm...something wicked this way closes.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Get down on your knees and pray to the lord!

Jesus saves!

Just not the gays!

Puppies too!

Are free from flames!

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

(presumably dead) puppy =0 internet bastards =1

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

A good dawg is a dead dawg.

How did the puppy die?

 

...wait, presumably dead??

Edited by Surreptishus

Get down on your knees and pray to the lord!

But...I'm straight. :">

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

I wonder if thats what catholic priests tell alter boys.

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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How did the puppy die?

 

...wait, presumably dead??

 

I came home from school one day and she just wasn't there. It was not a good time.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

(presumably dead) puppy =0  internet bastards =1

What? I was saying that if there is a god, then the puppy would be there waiting! :-

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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(presumably dead) puppy =0  internet bastards =1

Wait, I said that puppies don't go to hell!

 

I personally think dogs go to whichever afterlife we humans go to. It's only fair to servants(or companions) of such unfaltering loyalty and love. :-

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DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

A female puppy named Seamus? :-

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Puppy love.

Oops I think I've derailed this thread. My bad.

 

Okay so the naming part wasn't really a boon Lonewolf. When we first got her, I had been reading a comic on the way over. There was a rabbit named Seamus in it and the name stuck.

 

TBH I'm oversensitive when it comes to my dog. So I'll apologize for the bastards remark.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

Kor Qel Droma = inconsiderate and injudicious crime of passion caused by blind love

 

meta = forgiveness because dogs > humans

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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