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This weeks theme.. anything. Just as long as its funny something.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Point not found. You Swedes must have an odd sense of humor.

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Badly done and not very funny. And don't pretend you came up with Photoshop Phriday.

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Not really, I jest. Work on it Kaft. :luck:

Generally, when you set a theme (anything funny) you should try to stick with it, and not just the first word of it.

 

Your submission fits the "anything" catagory, but not the funny. You, sir, fail the internet.

 

...could've at least made it a choking on a pretzel scene or something...

Isn't that Dan Quayle? :blink:

Point not found. You Swedes must have an odd sense of humor.

Hey, don't blame me! I didn't get it either.

 

I am assuming that Kaftan finds anything absurd funny. Most others apparently don't.

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Well, the idea that a Bush offering a chimp his sausage is rather funny. At least Clinton kept to the same species.

"I don't get it! It's not funny!"

 

My dear people, I suggest you take a good look at that sentence and try to understand that it's not Kaftan who is at fault here.

It would be funnier if Bush were holding the sausage. :blink:

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

So... it would be funnier if... he would be doing... what he's doing?

 

Well, color me confused then.

I wouldn't hold my breath .. I woud be shouting "TAKE THE HAND!!!! GOOOO FOR THE EYES MONKEY!!!"

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Chimps......why did it have to be chimps......

it's the first sign!! ....

Fortune favors the bald.

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Four words: phillistines, all of you.

 

 

(and no, everyone knows "photoshop priday" is an SA thing, what do you think Im an idiot?!)

 

 

It would be funnier if Bush were holding the sausage. :wacko:

 

 

Either my 'artwork' is even sloppier than Im aware of or you need stronger glasses :huh: because, bush is very much holding the sausage, see the way his arm connects to his shoulder and so on? :-"

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

:wacko:

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Wait a minute.. youre insinuating something here arent yo, mr Bin? Something depraved and preverted, I reckon..

 

 

*reaches for cattleprod*

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

I'm still waiting for the funny.

 

P.S. You mean "Philistines." In this case, I don't see how it applies since we're not mocking your artistic merit (well, maybe Steve is) or your cultural values, but rather your inability to provide humor.

 

You, sir, fail the internet.

You made Al Gore cry.

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But whats there not to get?! ..its Bush feeding sausage to a monkey! Just the thought is hillarious... isnt it? And then theres the whole "discovery channel thing" on top of that.. uh.. fine, I give up.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

But whats there not to get?!  ..its Bush feeding sausage to a monkey!

 

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I would suggest that you replace all that text in picture, with "Sausage Fest".

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...I don't see how it applies since we're not mocking your artistic merit (well, maybe Steve is) ...

I was in fact mocking Bush's appearance, implying that the casual observer might easily confuse which was Bush and which the chimp. A truly cheap shot, and one of which I am heartily ashamed. :wacko:

 

All future attempts at humour will come with explanatory footnotes.

*reaches for cattleprod*

*Accepts well-deserved punishment with resignation*

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

So... it would be funnier if... he would be doing... what he's doing?

 

Well, color me confused then.

 

Confused is a color? I thought it was a state of mind in which you don't know what the frak is going on.

 

I think he meant that the monkey in the picture is Bush and Bush is the monkey.

Maybe?

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