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At a news conference following the incident, the Vice President shot three reporters and his press secretary in the face, shouting, "Come on! Any more of you punks have any 'questions' for me?"

After calming down, Cheney excused himself, muttering something about "the most dangerous game." He was last spotted driving toward the vicinity of the Golden Sunset Retirement Home.

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I believe you men "a lot".

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Oh ****, you've been very very naughty. :ermm:

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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I'm surprised it took two days for this story to pop up here. I find it a bit scary that our VP takes a shotgun to go shoot small birds. I'm not against hunting, but I don't think it's a good hobby for a person who leads our nation.

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Why was D!ck acting like such a D!ck? Or was it just an accident?

 

I wonder how many D!ck jokes you can do with this dudes name.

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

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