Bokishi Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 In some ways, Valentine was like a jedi. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I am in stiches. Hahahahahahaha. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm serious because Jedi weren't allowed to love! Current 3DMark
julianw Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 Ask her if she knows her calculus? It says "you + me = us".
Walsingham Posted February 12, 2006 Author Posted February 12, 2006 A scavenger hunt is pure genius! A trail of romantic gifts and clues, winding up with you, wearing a huge false moustache*, ready to take her off to a superb meal you have ready. *I find moustaches hilarious. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
thepixiesrock Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 A scavenger hunt is pure genius! A trail of romantic gifts and clues, winding up with you, wearing a huge false moustache*, ready to take her off to a superb meal you have ready. *I find moustaches hilarious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Genius. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Walsingham Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 So does that mean you'll give it a go? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 So does that mean you'll give it a go? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absolutely. My idea was just to walk up to her sometime before the big V day, and aske her if she liked candy. Then if she said yes, I was going to ask if she liked it when it came in a box. After another yes answer, I was going to ask if she liked it when the box was heart shaped. If she answered yes, then I would get her some flowers. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Walsingham Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 So does that mean you'll give it a go? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absolutely. My idea was just to walk up to her sometime before the big V day, and aske her if she liked candy. Then if she said yes, I was going to ask if she liked it when it came in a box. After another yes answer, I was going to ask if she liked it when the box was heart shaped. If she answered yes, then I would get her some flowers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, _I_ laughed. Anyway, I have to get some sleep, so goodnight all. *some sort of sloppy non-Army salute* "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 *Salute* Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Bokishi Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 (edited) Sorry for spamming earlier, I was just reliving the old days when we had no moderators . Edited February 13, 2006 by Bokishi Current 3DMark
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Don't be sorry. I believe in you Bokishi. I believe in you. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
metadigital Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Ask her if she knows her calculus? It says "you + me = us". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's algebra, not calculus. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Bokishi Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Accounting is harder than calculus you know. Current 3DMark
metadigital Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 So does that mean you'll give it a go? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absolutely. My idea was just to walk up to her sometime before the big V day, and aske her if she liked candy. Then if she said yes, I was going to ask if she liked it when it came in a box. After another yes answer, I was going to ask if she liked it when the box was heart shaped. If she answered yes, then I would get her some flowers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have the chocolates on you when you ask her the questions. Psychologically, three "Yes" answers (each one helping to prompt the next one) set up the question-asking scenario for an almost irredeemable "Yes" on her part. Strike then with the chocoloates. If she says "No" at any time, set up three "Yes" answers, again, and then ask her out. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 I don't think you understood my witty joke. She would laugh and laugh. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
metadigital Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Get the flowers first. Have them to give at the crescendo of the, errr, witticism. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 I am so witty. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Rayth Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 So does that mean you'll give it a go? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absolutely. My idea was just to walk up to her sometime before the big V day, and aske her if she liked candy. Then if she said yes, I was going to ask if she liked it when it came in a box. After another yes answer, I was going to ask if she liked it when the box was heart shaped. If she answered yes, then I would get her some flowers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have the chocolates on you when you ask her the questions. Psychologically, three "Yes" answers (each one helping to prompt the next one) set up the question-asking scenario for an almost irredeemable "Yes" on her part. Strike then with the chocoloates. If she says "No" at any time, set up three "Yes" answers, again, and then ask her out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You sir, are a genius. This is my new technique!
thepixiesrock Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Yeah, an alt of my fist! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
metadigital Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Violence never solved anything. Get 'im! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Calax Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Violence never solved anything. Get 'im! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> grabs an aussalt rifle and several grenades then proceeds to find a futuristic pop-gun looking thing that blows holees in stars... Where be he? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
metadigital Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 He's hiding. In bed. Behind that teddy! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Walsingham Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 Goddammit! Put those guns down? You want Nazi law-enforcement coming in here? We are soldiers of LURVE! We are campaigning to get Llyranor some action now. We must find his soul mate, and we have 24 hours! Get me Jack Bauer! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Walsingham Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 Come on, ladies and gentlemen. Somebody give me a quick capsule review of Finland. We need intelligence. We need spotter planes. We need someone from the forum to pfly out to Finland in the guise of a carpet salesman. Let's hustle a little. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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