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thepixiesrock
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I like the formal-wear by the way.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

The bow tie is suave, whats with the hand bag though? Its pretty gay.

Yeah, it was for my forum date, but she took off early.

Current 3DMark

I'll wire your jaw shut for you.

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You could alos wire your jaw shut.

 

 

Aha, I got you!

 

 

I got you now!

 

 

Ahahahahahahaha!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

What?

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How are you going to fix this one?

 

You can't just delete and repost like you were about to do, I have proof.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

It seems the delusions of food-deprivation is starting to affect your thoughts. Maybe you need another Mars® bar? I hear they are great, deep fried ..!

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It seems the delusions of food-deprivation is starting to affect your thoughts. Maybe you need another Mars

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

*sings Food, glorious food ... *

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How are you going to fix this one?

 

You can't just delete and repost like you were about to do, I have proof.

 

I've caught him making mistakes before, but he's a crafty one. One time I cught him and he went to the dictionary companies who used their satellites to change all the dictionaries from orbit so that the the mistake was actually not a mistake. Beware the meta for he has connections... ;)

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Sounds like someone is fishing for a knuckle sandwich.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Listen, Fatty, just eat your fists ... wings or drumstick, your preference. :thumbsup:

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How are you going to fix this one?

 

You can't just delete and repost like you were about to do, I have proof.

I've caught him making mistakes before, but he's a crafty one. One time I cught him and he went to the dictionary companies who used their satellites to change all the dictionaries from orbit so that the the mistake was actually not a mistake. Beware the meta for he has connections... :thumbsup:

It's not the Queen's English: it's mine! :shifty:

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Oh, you want one too? Well don't worry, there are plenty to go around. I've got lots. One might even go as far as to say I have a whole fist full.

 

 

Haw, haw, haw.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Hey Fatty McFatkins! I gots a suggestion for you!

 

Get off the internet and go outdoors!

Why haven't the mods locked this thread yet? :thumbsup:

 

It seems that the point of this thread is to ridicule those who do have serious eating disorders.

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Oh, you want one too? Well don't worry, there are plenty to go around. I've got lots. One might even go as far as to say I have a whole fist full.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Pixie, since you always make me new avaters, I got a new avater for you:

 

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Current 3DMark

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I'm not fat...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Eat 5 packs of dry pasta then drink 3 pints of water. The pasta will expand in your stomach and hopefully you'll feel less hungry....unless this happens.

 

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We now bring you live footage from the World Championship Staring Final.

 

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^I actually saw that part of that movie but don't remember ever seeing the rest.

It's Mr Creosote from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, after finishing his huge meal off with 'a waffer thin mint'.

We now bring you live footage from the World Championship Staring Final.

 

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Ah, The Meaning of Life... That explains it. Thanks :)

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