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My perfect girlfriend.

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My perfect girl is Darque!!!! :wub:

 

Um, yo udo know Darque = eldar........... o:)

My perfect girl is Darque!!!! :wub:

 

Um, yo udo know Darque = eldar........... o:)

 

huh? Yo no comprendo.

image002.gifLancer

 

 

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Darque is a dude.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

So is kumq.

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

Darque is a dude.

 

 

Are ya serious? My dreams are shattered forever! :wub:

 

When was this revelation? I always thought she (he) was a chic!

image002.gifLancer

 

 

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Since like, always...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Darque has no sex, you dirty pederasts!

 

Haw Haw Haw, so funny....

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Haw, haw, haw. It's funny because it's true!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Lancer, I wouldn't believe them so easily if I were you.

Darque can sex me anytime. :wub:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ninja:

is it me, or this forum has a lot lunatics............

 

 

Either way, I am scared.

Lancer, I wouldn't believe them so easily if I were you.

 

I always thought she was a girl!!!

 

No, I dunno.. Can we be sure that Gabrielle is a gal?

image002.gifLancer

 

 

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I'm not allowed to talk about her. She might report me again.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Gabbynator has posted pics.

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No she hasn't.

 

 

 

Has she?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Yes she has. She posted a pic at frappr! thread, but kept it online only for couple hours. I didn

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Perhaps someone saved it?

Perhaps someone saved it?

 

Someone go asks Jefferson in Mongolia

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That would have been the smart thing to do. You know, so we could all take turns photoshopping it and getting hilarious results.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

It was a strip club pic.

is it me, or this forum has a lot lunatics............

 

Either way, I am scared. 

both. this forum has a lot of lunatics, and you are one of them.

It was a strip club pic.

 

Suddenly this thread is filled with sound of heavy breathing of countless internet geeks.

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Suddenly this thread is filled with sound of heavy breathing of countless internet geeks. 

:thumbsup: stop dreaming kirottu. :p

hmm, i see. well, you edited your post, while my com sucks0rz and i cannot delete mine. :thumbsup:

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