Baley Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 (edited) Story Idea: Mutant Reptilian demons, direct servents of the Judeo-Christian deity, are ordered by their corrupt creator to gather Hitler, Stalin and Mao's DNA in order to fuse them together thus forming the new Messiah and paving the way for the much anticipated apocalypse! Or was it Chimpocalypse! I forget. Edited February 8, 2006 by Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vashanti Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 If you're wanting a more Utopian feel to society, you could have the player characters come from any of a "Federation" of planets, possibly all working together in some sort of "Star Fleet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 If you're wanting a more Utopian feel to society, you could have the player characters come from any of a "Federation" of planets, possibly all working together in some sort of "Star Fleet." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sounds familiar. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 You would have to remove disease, poverty, greed and naughtiness from it, too. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreKOTORplz Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 naughtiness removed ... i dont want to play it <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoM_Solaufein Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 You would have to remove disease, poverty, greed and naughtiness from it, too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Federation is perfect. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserk Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 You would have to remove disease, poverty, greed and naughtiness from it, too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Federation is perfect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And boring, dear god, so boring.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoM_Solaufein Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Until the Borg showed up. But after a while they weren't as uber powerful as they used to be. They wimped out in the end. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 You would have to remove disease, poverty, greed and naughtiness from it, too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And use battleship names from 15th century and after for the starship names :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 We are The Borg, you will be assimilated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 We are The Borg, you will be assimilated! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> resistence is funny...errm, I mean futile :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 A Nazi-esque Fantasy universe, you are the girlish peasant Fritz, armed with your trusty shovel and a stupendous amount of sardonic wit you embark on a quest of perilous proportions. Your aim is to bring down the foul satanic dictatorship of Herr Francois and marry your much beloved cousin Illona. Halfway through your holy Christian crusade you discover that you are actually the dastardly Francois, but your revelation does not halt here, no, as you delve into the seven hells of a sickened mind, you distinguish a familiar figure. It is your enticing Illona, the woman of your dreams, the mistress of your nightmares. She's undressing, you sneak past your psyche's demons, nearing her enormous bosom, you look into the mirror and make one last deduction. You are Illona. You die. I'm not feeling very original today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) A Nazi-esque Fantasy universe, you are the girlish peasant Fritz, armed with your trusty shovel and a stupendous amount of sardonic wit you embark on a quest of perilous proportions. Your aim is to bring down the foul satanic dictatorship of Herr Francois and marry your much beloved cousin Illona. Halfway through your holy Christian crusade you discover that you are actually the dastardly Francois, but your revelation does not halt here, no, as you delve into the seven hells of a sickened mind, you distinguish a familiar figure. It is your enticing Illona, the woman of your dreams, the mistress of your nightmares. She's undressing, you sneak past your psyche's demons, nearing her enormous bosom, you look into the mirror and make one last deduction. You are Illona. You die. I'm not feeling very original today... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> umm That's the 1st not anti-hungarian post of you in a long time ...but its again sarcastic :D Edited February 9, 2006 by jorian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachech Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 in response to one of the earlier serious posts..... 1) about poverty being erased being complete fantasy.....wow. first off, you're pretty pessimistic, second of all.....hmmmm.....sci fi? science FICTION? Maybe it doesn't have to be completely normal? I don't know, I don't know, just a thought!!! 2) for the second time, not grim and completely dark doesn't mean UTOPIAN. It doesn't mean there's NO evil. It means that there is evil and conflict, but the overall theme and feel of the game isn't dark and foreboding and tragic, and it means that there is a more positive mentality in the people instead of a negative one. 3) bawls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 in response to one of the earlier serious posts..... 1) about poverty being erased being complete fantasy.....wow. first off, you're pretty pessimistic, second of all.....hmmmm.....sci fi? science FICTION? Maybe it doesn't have to be completely normal? I don't know, I don't know, just a thought!!! 2) for the second time, not grim and completely dark doesn't mean UTOPIAN. It doesn't mean there's NO evil. It means that there is evil and conflict, but the overall theme and feel of the game isn't dark and foreboding and tragic, and it means that there is a more positive mentality in the people instead of a negative one. 3) bawls <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't forget politics, intrigues, secret groups, maybe a holy war or two...and maybe a managable char owned Corp. , castle or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 A Nazi-esque Fantasy universe, you are the girlish peasant Fritz, armed with your trusty shovel and a stupendous amount of sardonic wit you embark on a quest of perilous proportions. Your aim is to bring down the foul satanic dictatorship of Herr Francois and marry your much beloved cousin Illona. Halfway through your holy Christian crusade you discover that you are actually the dastardly Francois, but your revelation does not halt here, no, as you delve into the seven hells of a sickened mind, you distinguish a familiar figure. It is your enticing Illona, the woman of your dreams, the mistress of your nightmares. She's undressing, you sneak past your psyche's demons, nearing her enormous bosom, you look into the mirror and make one last deduction. You are Illona. You die. I'm not feeling very original today... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's not bad. I would have thought that Illona was really Herr Fran OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 1) about poverty being erased being complete fantasy.....wow. first off, you're pretty pessimistic, second of all.....hmmmm.....sci fi? science FICTION? Maybe it doesn't have to be completely normal? I don't know, I don't know, just a thought!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Please tell me, using any magic you want, IN DETAIL how you would end poverty. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachech Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 poverty is defined by not having enough money to buy what you need. so hmmmm......get rid of money, and there is no poverty. takes no magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 poverty will not be erased without money, it's not depending on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 So ther is no money. Great. Now: How does everyone get enough food to eat? Who's going to do the labour to get the food? Who's going to repair the magical robots that extrude molten food out of their orifices? Why would they do that? What's in it for them? Starting to understand, yet? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorian Drake Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 I have it: (w00t) Give them replicators, and energy (to make food and other things) so it would work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 (edited) We start from the (feeble?)premise that Terra is, at the moment in question, the only planet in this unrelenting universe able to facilitate life and that humans have yet to expand their planetary borders. We detonate our pulchritudinous arsenal of atomic weapons. No more poverty. Edited February 11, 2006 by Baley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Coolness. Nuke 'em all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 I have it: (w00t) Give them replicators, and energy (to make food and other things) so it would work <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lovely. We don't need to worry about little things the laws of thermodynamics, creating energy from nothing! We start from the (feeble?)premise that Terra is, at the moment in question, the only planet in this unrelenting universe able to facilitate life and that humans have yet to expand their planetary borders. We detonate our pulchritudinous arsenal of atomic weapons. No more poverty. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Given your assumptions, this is a (near-) perfect answer! Well done! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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