Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Whatever. I am just going to do this whole report thing and get this thread closed. It is downright insulting.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 You get in your car and head over to the supermarket. While at the precinct, you read a few file reports and manage to learn that Carl Martini and John C. Penny both went to the supermarket before they died. If you weren't going to be handed a case, it was time you took action and got a case yourself. You arrive at the supermarket and enter the doors. ( a ) Get the milk and go back to the precinct. ( b ) Investigate the deaths and ask the clerks what they saw on the day of the murders. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Commissar Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 B. I like this. I type one letter, pixies has to write a paragraph. B.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 The game is temporarily on hold. If you find my joke offensive, say so, if not, say so. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) It is very offensive. oh, just for your information, jokes are suppose to be funny. Edited January 4, 2006 by Judge Hades
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Can you state the reason for why it offends you? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) It is sexist and derogatory. Edited January 4, 2006 by Judge Hades
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Can you be more specific please? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Gabrielle Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Well, there is still puke to be cleaned, and a womans work is never done. As much as you hate it, your womanly instincts win, and you kick into that primal urge to clean. Now that you have cleaned the puke the only thing left to do is: ( a ) Go back to the Chief and demand a real assignment. ( b ) Go get some milk at the supermarket. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It sucks.
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 Oh, wow, thank you for constructively answering the question that I asked Hades. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Commissar Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 I imagine Hades might be a little ticked off that his thinly-veiled attempt at incorporating himself into the next story was rejected. I also think that if obvious attempts at humor truly offend you, you need to pull an Ender and go out with a whimper.
Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) For Commie: Yeah, whatever, Commie. For Pixie: You simply portrayed all women as clean-o-matics and/or sex toys that whose whole purpose is to serve their male counterparts in menial tasks. Edited January 4, 2006 by Judge Hades
213374U Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Naw. It's just a blatant attempt at ingratiating himself with the female posters here. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
Commissar Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Yeah, whatever, Commie. You simply portrayed all women as clean-o-matics and/or sex toys that whose whole purpose is to serve their male counterparts in menial tasks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When did I do that?
Judge Hades Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) Again, wrong, numberman. To Commie: Sorry about the mix up. Sorry, but last I checked humor is suppose to be funny. This isn't. Edited January 4, 2006 by Judge Hades
thepixiesrock Posted January 4, 2006 Author Posted January 4, 2006 http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=39097 I think Gabrielle needs to re-read Eru's post there. Anyways, the game will continue tomorrow. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Gabrielle Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 (edited) (w00t) Edited January 4, 2006 by Gabrielle
Fionavar Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Well it seems that we have arrived at yet another shining example of WoT constructive posting ... The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
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