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Supermarket Hyjinx IX: Back to the Market.

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I said, B.

Whatever. I am just going to do this whole report thing and get this thread closed. It is downright insulting.

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You get in your car and head over to the supermarket. While at the precinct, you read a few file reports and manage to learn that Carl Martini and John C. Penny both went to the supermarket before they died. If you weren't going to be handed a case, it was time you took action and got a case yourself. You arrive at the supermarket and enter the doors.

 

( a ) Get the milk and go back to the precinct.

 

( b ) Investigate the deaths and ask the clerks what they saw on the day of the murders.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

B. I like this. I type one letter, pixies has to write a paragraph.

 

B.

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The game is temporarily on hold. If you find my joke offensive, say so, if not, say so.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

It is very offensive. oh, just for your information, jokes are suppose to be funny.

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Can you state the reason for why it offends you?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

It is sexist and derogatory.

Edited by Judge Hades

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Can you be more specific please?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Well, there is still puke to be cleaned, and a womans work is never done.  As much as you hate it, your womanly instincts win, and you kick into that primal urge to clean.  Now that you have cleaned the puke the only thing left to do is:

 

( a ) Go back to the Chief and demand a real assignment.

 

( b ) Go get some milk at the supermarket.

It sucks.

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Oh, wow, thank you for constructively answering the question that I asked Hades.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Thank you. :)

I imagine Hades might be a little ticked off that his thinly-veiled attempt at incorporating himself into the next story was rejected. I also think that if obvious attempts at humor truly offend you, you need to pull an Ender and go out with a whimper.

For Commie: Yeah, whatever, Commie.

 

For Pixie: You simply portrayed all women as clean-o-matics and/or sex toys that whose whole purpose is to serve their male counterparts in menial tasks.

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Naw. It's just a blatant attempt at ingratiating himself with the female posters here.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

Yeah, whatever, Commie.

 

You simply portrayed all women as clean-o-matics and/or sex toys that whose whole purpose is to serve their male counterparts in menial tasks.

When did I do that?

Again, wrong, numberman.

 

To Commie: Sorry about the mix up. Sorry, but last I checked humor is suppose to be funny. This isn't.

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http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=39097

 

I think Gabrielle needs to re-read Eru's post there.

 

 

Anyways, the game will continue tomorrow.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

(w00t)

Edited by Gabrielle

Well it seems that we have arrived at yet another shining example of WoT constructive posting ...

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

:dragon:

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