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Supermarket Hyjinx IX: Back to the Market.


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You get in your car and head over to the supermarket. While at the precinct, you read a few file reports and manage to learn that Carl Martini and John C. Penny both went to the supermarket before they died. If you weren't going to be handed a case, it was time you took action and got a case yourself. You arrive at the supermarket and enter the doors.

 

( a ) Get the milk and go back to the precinct.

 

( b ) Investigate the deaths and ask the clerks what they saw on the day of the murders.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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The game is temporarily on hold. If you find my joke offensive, say so, if not, say so.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Can you state the reason for why it offends you?

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Can you be more specific please?

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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Well, there is still puke to be cleaned, and a womans work is never done.  As much as you hate it, your womanly instincts win, and you kick into that primal urge to clean.  Now that you have cleaned the puke the only thing left to do is:

 

( a ) Go back to the Chief and demand a real assignment.

 

( b ) Go get some milk at the supermarket.

It sucks.

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Oh, wow, thank you for constructively answering the question that I asked Hades.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=39097

 

I think Gabrielle needs to re-read Eru's post there.

 

 

Anyways, the game will continue tomorrow.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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