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Epilepsy drugs+red wine+Two Dogs lemon beer=nasty morning

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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I remember my first time being drunk. It was red wine that time too, damn writing joint members. They always had bottles of that stuff somewhere. :D

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Edit: Awesome avatar, Jusa.

 

In courtesy of Don Jaguar it

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Yeah, maybe across the pond.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Yes, Happy New Year everyone! Don't mind a young student jackass.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Okay, I got totally smashed and made out with a girl. Am I getting closer?

You're asking me?

 

I was at a friend's house watching DVDs of The West Wing (he got a six-series box set for Christmas). Fun, but exhausting for fourteen hours straight. I just asked him if that counts as having a life, and he says no.

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

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Just woke up about half an hour ago. I didn't get drunk last night, thankfully. I was however able to see a rather nice fireworks show in my neighborhood. :)

 

-200 t.o.m.b.s. points for CoF for self-replying! Haw haw haw...

 

got wasted at a party, went back to my female friends house, took care of some business  :devil:  and somehow got home. i didn't drive sumone brougt me home, don''t rembmer who though.

 

Gabs for the win. :ermm:

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Yeah, idiot like a fox!

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Sure, I may have paraphrased a bit.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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