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Geez...I thought you didn't drink. >_<

 

Midnight here...happy new year.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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longest chain of self-replies evar.

 

I'm watching Lost with my parents. Whoo, party.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Geez...I thought you didn't drink.  >_<

 

Midnight here...happy new year.

 

 

Well, I got an entire bottle of Martinelli's Sparkling Apple-Grape juice here because the rest of my family fell asleep, and I'm eating a huge slice of hot mincemeat pie with french vanilla ice cream. I should be going into a diabetic coma any moment but OH GOD THERE'RE BUGS CRAWLING ALL OVER ME THEY'RE IN MY BRAIN ON MY EYES IN MY STOMACH!

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Well.......................that was enlightening. To an extreme degree. No, really, I learned something. I think. Yes. Something....I'm serious, I've gained knowledge by sifting through these pages...yes indeedy.

 

 

Whatever...I had a good night...kicked everybody's ass in bowling, got stuck in a friend's muddy ass driveway, and I got to see a gorgeous girl strip. Some days...I love, yet hate, my life. This is one of them. Oh, and Mike's Hard Lemonade doesn't taste like lemonade.......it tastes like grape fruit juice............which is wrong....false advertising............................WOO....2006!

 

Oh, and Child. This is for you buddy.

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I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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I think I would have survived without hangover, but this woman spilled my drink(strawberry margarita. a total girly drink but so damn good) and to repay me she filled my glass with salty liquorice booze.

 

Drinking full glass of booze later parts bar night is kinda... Well let

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Hangover :blink:

 

 

Edit: Awesome avatar, Jusa.

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kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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