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New Video Game Designed To Have No Influence...

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"Tetris' suggestively twisting and turning blocks, violent falling motions, and increasingly frenzied suspense are a potential influence on children,"

That's just... :rolleyes:>_<:(

It's actually a pretty good idea. I can deal with violence, wits and women, but vs. addiction I'm helpless. If all games were boring, uninspiring, unchallenging and non-immersive I would have no trouble letting go and actually have a life too... :D

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Will they be releasing a PC demo soon?

This is unprecidented. no influence... i am upset.

Why, if I didn't know any better, I'd say this is an Onion article.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

"Tetris' suggestively twisting and turning blocks, violent falling motions, and increasingly frenzied suspense are a potential influence on children,"

 

There was an article a while back that said something like Super Mario 3 was influence kids to destroy (or jump on) anything in their path weather it be kids, parents or goombas.

Where's Obsidian when we need them!?!?!? Send them the code to your Influence system QUICK!!

 

OH, THE HUMIDITY!!!!! :-

NEW YORK

Edited by Craigboy2

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

I remember when Jacko refered to Michael Jackson. Oh whoe, has times changed. :-

 

Can I do it? I would love to do it. Please, let me do it!!!!

Oh dear, oh dear.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

HAHAA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah.

I hope this is real so someone can shove this in Jacko's face.

 

Not an Onion reader, eh?

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

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If anyone missed it, this is, in fact, a parody.

 

Just a joke.

How sloooow can you go!

 

How sloooooooooooow can you go! (w00t)

How sloooow can you go!

 

How sloooooooooooow can you go!  (w00t)

 

 

That's not very nice Visc, calling people slow.

We and I do not like jokes. ;)

Oh lighten up folks. BWAAHAAAHAAAA!

 

I also wasn't calling any single person slow. I was asking, in terms of relative speed, on how slow you can go.

I've got my eye on you. You've dodged a bullet this time, but next time, next time Hades!

Wow, I can dodge bullets. I wonder when I picked that feat. Was it when I reached 3rd or 5th level? Better check my character sheet. ;)

Celerity 5.

The word Bloodboil has come to mind.

The time Dialation encompanied with Celerity is so fun.

 

It's all *Shotgun Blast* <Sidestep> <watch shot pass>

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