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I'll try harder next time :)

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

I could be real mean about striking out and five years but I won't. :ph34r:

I appreciate that :)

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

My name is Pete,I'm 25 and I've been single for 5 years :(

 

I like metal,reading,drinking,speed,wargaming and LARPing.

I dislike too many things to mention.

 

My favourite book is Ash-A Secret History by Mary Gentle.

My favourite film is Conan the Barbarian

Five years?? How do you deal with that? I'm surprised you are not more aggressive from sexual frustration. :)

Eh, you don't need a girlfriend to get it on once in a while. :huh:

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

My name is Pete,I'm 25 and I've been single for 5 years :(

 

I like metal,reading,drinking,speed,wargaming and LARPing.

I dislike too many things to mention.

 

My favourite book is Ash-A Secret History by Mary Gentle.

My favourite film is Conan the Barbarian

Five years?? How do you deal with that? I'm surprised you are not more aggressive from sexual frustration. :)

Eh, you don't need a girlfriend to get it on once in a while. :huh:

That's what friends are for is that what you are saying? :o

No, that's what alcohol is for. Go out and get yourself smashed. That also gets you laid every now and then... :)

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

And pregnant. Ewwww.

There are ways of avoiding such calamity too, you know. Think of it as cracking God's own life.exe.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

And if you get completely lost out there, then the hand is a pretty handy tool that's always at hand for a little shaking, slapping, smacking or smoking or whatever that seems handy :)

 

edit: even worse.

Edited by Janmanden

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And pregnant. Ewwww.

There are ways of avoiding such calamity too, you know. Think of it as cracking God's own life.exe.

 

 

Anal sex? :)

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

:) You're an odd bugger.

Someone should make a Frappr group for all the folks who post here, so we can see where we're all lounging at different points on the globe.

 

http://www.frappr.com/

evil_twin.jpg

does it cover every dimension?

Fortune favors the bald.

Someone should make a Frappr group for all the folks who post here, so we can see where we're all lounging at different points on the globe.

 

You brought it up...how about you make it? :D

 

I thought about doing that last week, actually, because some people at another place did it and it was kind of fun. But I didn't. heh

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

What's a Frappr? :-

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

:)  You're an odd bugger.

 

 

Hey, if its good enough to work for the catholics... :-"

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Name: I have a very unusual name and people frequently google me and I dont want them to see what I write here sometimes so... nope

 

 

ahem...

 

:-"

Can I write it? Can I write it now!? Pretty please?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

But thankfully, my extremely poor handwriting saves the day :)

 

 

 

 

..yes, my real name is "Tuav Huimstt

Edited by Kaftan Barlast

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

True, I cant see wether it's Joan or Joar :p

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

I see what it says.

 

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Write. Kaftan's. Real. Name.

 

(does anyone know why you put periods between words when you write stuff like that? it's completely illogical and looks strange, yet I did it anyway. shame on me)

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

To indicate the pauses between words thus conveying the struggle you are enduring regarding Kaftan's name. I suppose ellipses could work as well...

Of course I see the technical reason, but it's so linguistically off somehow.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Of course I see the technical reason,

This is not implied at all in the original post.

 

but it's so linguistically off somehow.

 

Grammatically rather than linguistically. It would be enough to italicise it as a conventional sentence.

But thankfully, my extremely poor handwriting saves the day ;)

 

..yes, my real name is "Tuav Huimstt

Fortune favors the bald.

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